That's all I got

[Dex Sawash]

Some sort of teasmade/penis beaker combo

EDIT- NEW PAGE CUNT AND PASTE

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Bear grylls branded so it does bacon too

[the]

Syd Lidl and Aldi Large

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Britain's Mildest Weather
Pick TV
Tuesday 6.45

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The apple has fallen a long way from the tree, mister waynke

[Pingers]

Bing's Bongs: a profile of Bing Crosby's little-known but extensive collection of experimental and unique smoking devices, including one made from one of Louis Armstrong's trumpets.

[touchingcloth]

Mmm, dæmon.

[Ferris]

Dr Oetker's House of Knives

[PlanktonSideburns]

Dr Oetker's House of Knives

love it

[Dex Sawash]

Star Trek Deep Fake Nine  (where all the characters are swapped for 9" cocks)

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pornhub, except all the talent are legally obliged to advertise Heinz in all their videos

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some kind of mercenary elastic band removal bloke who goes from house to house specifically to resolve elastic band related penis injuries

[jenna appleseed]

New arcade machine has opened up in the seafront town of western super mare and it is called nothing


on the container is a big picture of a grinning face all happy chops, and the word nothing has a bespoke font


the screen is on and it has a playable version of the grinning happy chops face, except you don't exactly do anything with it, it's merely playable



then cutting through the shit there's a nicely scaled speaker hoiking out psychoacoustics and there's a pleasant coin slot in the groin of the machine for your quarters and daughters

worryingly accurate description of my childhood on weston Pier (the one that got burnt) there.

[jenna appleseed]

"so this is Christmas....


and what have you done?"



"another year WASTED 😡😡😡😡😡"

It's another year OVER and you know it.
STOP GETTING LENNON WRONG.

[jenna appleseed]

hiiiii

good afternoon


your favourite computer game of all time is called BipBop 2


ok, cheers, see you later!

I loved that game. ((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))

[jenna appleseed]

I'm not even drunk btw.

[Lordofthefiles]

The Queen's Spambit

A 16 part 4K journey around Her Majesty The Queen's private parts, hosted by Jill Dando's old boyfriend.

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New bathroom routine:

1) bring dyson into bathroom.  plug it into socket at end of corridor
2) clothes fully off
3) sit on toilet for shit
4) wipe, wash hands etc
5) don barbers cloak
6) shave beard (no. 1) and head (no.2)
7) set bath running
8) vacuum up all the hairs from floor
9) lie in bath
10) eat!

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HYMNalaya with Michael PRAYlin



an awful kind of 'songs of praise' version of michael palin goes to the himalayas except it has been ruined by religious singing.  he loves it though - he's going "much improved!"

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The Zero Steps

(hitchcock film)

[Cuellar]

Jakey Chan

[DoesNotFollow]

Albumen Jones and his trusty sidekick... no, actually Albumen Jones is all I got.

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Albumen Jones and his Jostic Albumen

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Battleship Pokemon

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Geordie Racer and Their Flying Machines

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Man in hartlipol caught trying to drown a butock

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A greetings card like you can buy in Clintons or somewhere.  On the front cover it has:

The World's Stage is a Penis.......

You open it up and the message is completed:

.....and so is Your Dad!!

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something where a retired gingerbread man is training a physiotherapist how to rest his penis on your confused dad's arm

[drummersaredeaf]

Happy New Ear

[pancreas]

Bi-anuary.