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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

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in an untimely move, your dad is now fixated with riverdance and is blankly refusing to discuss anything else

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learning the guitar is all very well and good john, but you won't earn a living by ramming it up your aunt mimi's clunge

Fambo Number Mive


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"So will you please welcome to the stage:  sexy jaundiced motherfucka...... PETE COLEMAN!!!!!!"


And this lovely gentle fellow takes to the microphone and nobody for the life of them can work out why he was introduced like that.



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When he is at his lowest ebb, see Donald Trump with everything but his pants off, jerking his body from left to right to the rhythm:  I'M HORNY.  HORNY HORNY HORNY.



and he's doing it in the blue peter garden

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Microsoft Incel Spreadsheets

PlanktonSideburns


Dex Sawash


PlanktonSideburns


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Marioland Monroe

Marioland Manson

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Crowds of pissed English knobs all thronging back and forth with their flags and their MEGA hats:  MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN, they think it means.


They don't seem to have noticed that this is the flag beneath the MEGA lettering:


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A conveyor belt of endless donald trumps all having their anuses rhythmically swapped back and forth to the accompaniment of 'donald, where's your troosers'.

kittens

Quote from: Replies From View on January 23, 2021, 02:27:42 PM
A conveyor belt of endless donald trumps all having their anuses rhythmically swapped back and forth to the accompaniment of 'donald, where's your troosers'.

this is pretty much the climax of the book Antkind by Charlie Kaufman



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Just heard that hardly anyone is making oboes nowadays, so kazoocop is a more likely outcome



everyone happy with that?  just asking you as a formality really as it is a fait accompli

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Phenomenon Gray's Partially Inverted Defiler Syrup

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Self awarewolf

The post modern monster hated by all

non capisco

Mojocop

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me...to watch Wilco play!"

"Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a Pet Sounds listening party happening!"

Oh, Mojocop!

pancreas



Shoulders?-Stomach!

Hector O'Normative

Big cartoon character

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: pancreas on January 25, 2021, 11:48:04 PM
Postman Patman

Post-Pat

A children's tv show about the aftermath of changing identity. In Wales.

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Post-It Pat

He has very little 'stick' left because of the black-and-white cat hairs everywhere, so he spends most of his life on the ground being trodden on.

pancreas


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