That's all I got

[PlanktonSideburns]

what about posthuman pat?

can i have that?

[pancreas]

Posthumous Pat?

Zombie remake?

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Potable Pat

Yum!

[Ferris]

Post Manpat

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Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po(stman Pat)

[Dex Sawash]

Post-man man-pat

[the]

Postman Pacman

[the]

"WAKA WAKA WAKA MRS. GOGGINS"

[Captain Z]

Preman Pat

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Pokemon Pat

[Norton Canes]

Trying to get one more shave out of a razor blade that's clearly too blunt Tony

[non capisco]

Post-rock Pat and his band Godspeed! You Black And White Cat.

[Cuellar]

Ham sanitizer

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Hand Granitiser

Makes your hands go all elderly like your gran's

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ARRRGGGH MY HANDS ARE GORN CRINKLED they exclaim and their voice turns elderly as well like in Snow White when the witch becomes an old woman



Meant to be localised to the hands but it goes into the voice

[Huxleys Babkins]

Hand Manatiser

Turns your hands all rough and hairy.

Hand Manateeser

Turns your hands into grey flippers.

Hand Malteser

Turns your hands into chocolate covered malt balls.

[frajer]

Simon Peggs Your Washing Out

[Dex Sawash]

Hand Malteser

Turns your hands into centrist melt/edglelord mashup poster

ftfy

[BJBMK2]

If Liam Gallagher had a Youtube gaming channel, it would be called O-Play-Sis.

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If Liam Gallagher had a vampire as a female sibling, he would call her a No-Day-Sis.

[frajer]

If Liam Gallagher was sat down by a doctor and told he had a homosexual skin lump he might say, "Oh-a-gay-cyst?"

And the doctor would say "yes."

[Huxleys Babkins]

ftfy

Leave chocolate-handed cunts in the past

[Ferris]

If Liam Gallagher was sat down by a doctor and told he had a homosexual skin lump he might say, "Oh-a-gay-cyst?"

And the doctor would say "yes."

If he was from Newcastle and saw his sororal relation in the toon he would say "howay, sis".

And she would say "yes."

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If Liam Gallagher had to count two notes on a rising scale and then state what he does out of his cock he'd say Doe Ray Piss


and any nearby doctor would say "yep"

[frajer]

If Liam Gallagher had to count two notes on a rising scale and then state what he does out of his cock he'd say Doe Ray Piss


and any nearby doctor would say "yep"

The Doctor would then write on his clipboard for a few seconds, push his glasses up his nose and say "I would also have accepted Doe Ray Jizz."

[Dex Sawash]

I laughed

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Posthumous Pat?

Zombie remake?

I liked this.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Paedophilia Allegations Simulator
4.5* - Strategy
500K downloads
£2.99

[Ferris]

Paedophilia Allegations Simulator
4.5* - Strategy
500K downloads
£2.99

"Employment = BBC" adds +2 to credibility rolls and confers bonus effect 'Establishment Protection' against all accusations for next 20 turns.

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£3.99 to plug the simulator into your Facebook account so that all your friends can see the allegations spinning around you in real life.