That's all I got

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Post hoc Pat and his Propter hoc Cat

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Breaking News:  Biden Turns Penis To The Peak District

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Your dad is on the news, turns out he is a different kind of hominid than we initially suspected.

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Hi my name is maniac manson.  I am a lucasarts game all about cricketer brian warner - the brains behind such cartoon phenomena as bugsy malone and daffys gin

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Hi my name is Grumbleweed Park - the spiritual successor to Marilyn Monroe.

[Norton Canes]

Barcode Barracuda

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Barackode bama was my preferred Top Trumps product scanner

[Chollis]

Comedians in Cars Getting Covid

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Comedians in Cars Getting Covid

This is incredible because it makes me realise there could feasibly be a programme I would excitedly watch Jim Davidson in.

[Rizla]

1. Sir John Betjeman reading the "finger of fudge is just enough" ad copy to musical backing like in those albums he did in the 70s

2. Someone (child in playground?) insisting that the theme to the Sopranos ("woke up this morning, got myself a gun") was sung by James Gandolfini, the same way we all used to think Rodney sang the OFAH theme.

[DoesNotFollow]

Sweet home Al-Qaeda

[PlanktonSideburns]

Barcode Barracuda

Felt instant nostalgia for this

[BJBMK2]

Building Streams With A Grain Of Salt.

Some kind of Twitch thing to do with DJ Shadow. Dunno.

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man standing at a bathroom sink, stirring a shocking quantity of bristles down its plughole with his cock


gonna make it block I'm sure

[Cuellar]

I'm still glanding

Not sure what glanding is

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Gerontopaed

[frajer]

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one that keeps texting me "fail".

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The Eiffel Tower was originally going to be called The Eiffel Towels.


I'm aware that you're probably thinking of Fawlty Towers sign anagrams now but this is a true fact.  In French, "towels" are essentially large flannels[nb]small towels[/nb] that human beings[nb]hominids of the french sapiens variet[/nb] use to dry their always-damp bodies[nb]limbs and organs[/nb].


The Eiffel Towels concept pursued the French dream of the ever-dry or "parchment"; "To be parched," Jean-Paul Satre once wrote, "is to be entwined with the Earth from birth."

[Pink Gregory]

PJ Harvey and Duncan

"Why aye man keep them dorty pillurs away from me man"

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PJ Harvey and Duncan

"Why aye man keep them dorty pillurs away from me man"

Wur you keep gettin nosebleeds on the covers man

[Captain Z]

Edit: double post

[PlanktonSideburns]

How much is that doggy in the window?
The one that keeps texting me "fail".

lovely

[PlanktonSideburns]

Edit: double post

rubbish

[Norton Canes]

Jools' annual Hassenhuttl

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Gayness Moderation Federation

they hover around everyone all the time and they swipe at your hands whenever you lift them up at a vaguely limp angle and things like this.  they seem to think that they are an invisible intervention but they are not, plus they stink to high heaven because they never wash and they shit in their pants all day


quite a stressful society to be part of if truth be told

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Food Daleks

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Lads rushing out of co-op bank holding their buttocks open and screaming for dear life



it is a mystery as to why

[frajer]

Bread Bread Redemption

Some sort of kitchen odyssey.

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Brokebread Mountain


some fuckin barebacked jesus shit, thorn scars all over the fuckin shop



"bread for you, bread for you, bread for you, miraculously multiplying"


mate you have loads of bread so what.  you are inclining me to be actively ungrateful for your efforts

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The Golden Dad Nominations

exactly like the Golden Globe nominations, except Dad instead of Globe