That's all I got

[Ferris]

The Butt-cracker Suite.

Ballet, like.

[spamwangler]

Madama Butt-erfly

[Cuellar]

24 Hours in Pulis: Custardy

Real-time footage from inside Middlesbrough manager Tony Pulis's stomach after he eats a big old fucking bowl of custard.

[Huxleys Babkins]

CLASSIC WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE BUT CHRIS TARRANT IS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT

[doppelkorn]

My, my, my penis hits you - so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord!"
Thank you - for blessing me
With a weighty dong shooting cum and wee
etc...



To the tune of "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid

My bell end is pink and fleshy
My scrote is a magic sack
My hoop is a tea-towel holder
Tucked into a sacred crack

Another bit like that, then CHORUS

Yes it's my barse
My wonderful barse
It's dank and its sweaty
With pubic spaghetti from scrotum to arse!

[spamwangler]

amazing work dopps

all ive got today is

chad nausaeum

which looks a bit weak after that

[New Jack]

Had Enough, listening to Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)

Don't worry, I use an electric shaver, it would be very difficult to do owt with that

[doppelkorn]

UPDATE

My bell end is pink and fleshy
My scrote is a magic sack
My hoop is a tea-towel holder
Tucked into a sacred crack

A dark chasm lies between them
A sexual no-man's land
But few men have ever seen it
Come, won't you take my hand?

Discover my barse
My award-wining barse
It's dank and its sweaty
With pubic spaghetti from scrotum to arse!

Whether your Muslim, Christian or Jew
Even the ladies have one too
Touch it, caress it,
Push, pull and press it
My wonderful barse.

When tugging on public transport
You don't want to mess about
To speed up the milk delivery
You must get your finger out

And then give your barse a tickle
And wait for your jaw to drop
I promise you'll spill your yoghurt
Before the next station stop

When you play with your barse
Your glorious barse
The smell sure is strong
The hairs are quite long
But the coverage is sparse.
Some call it the notcher, the gooch or the taint
Pop on a clothes peg and wank 'til you faint
Twist it and squeeze it
Lick it and tease it
Now it's everyone's barse!

[slicesofjim]

Tagliatelle Savalas

[Ferris]

"Freezer goods" to the tune of ebeneezer goode by the shamen

[GMTV]

Something about the J2O Mojo

[Dex Sawash]

I've reported dopp's recent posts for being far too fleshed out for this thread.

[a duncandisorderly]

I've reported dopp's recent posts for being far too fleshed out for this thread.

is that all you've got?

[Dex Sawash]

New subforum; Deepak into Chopra

[Spoon of Ploff]

A too wacky for Wimblewrong thread. A photoshop too far.

.. not sure that's even possible.

[Clownbaby]

Weapons Grade Paedophile

-tryhard metal band

[New Jack]

A new skiffle band want to be cool with an obtuse name

The list is down to:
Jeremy Hunt
Of
Shopping
The Beatles 2

[Ferris]

A new skiffle band want to be cool with an obtuse name

The list is down to:
Jeremy Hunt
Of
Shopping
The Beatles 2

"Right now we're called 'Various Artists' to fuck over people with iPods"

[spamwangler]

The Beatles 2 is a fucking great name for a band


Get the fuck out of this thread, and take dopplekorn out with you.

[Norton Canes]

Bush, Lush or Rush?

[Spoon of Ploff]

A campaign to get everyone in the UK to synchronize their farts with the arrival of Donald Trump tomorrow, so that when he gets off Air Force One he'll go  'euuugh, bit wiffy.'

[a duncandisorderly]

Bush, Lush or Rush?

as chat-up lines go, that's... all you've got.

[petril]

Bush, Lush or Rush?

Kush

[Ferris]

Kush

Mush mush mush mush.

No income tax, no VAT......

[kittens]

you don't have to not be disabled to work here...
... but it helps!

[pancreas]

Cataract. Game show with cats falling onto people or maybe a cartoon sitcom featuring dentist cats.

[pancreas]

Cataract. Game show with cats falling onto people or maybe a cartoon sitcom featuring dentist cats.

I meant optometrist cats.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Robert's Down'sy Juniors

[Fishfinger]

Wunderbarnstaple. Reverse Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. In North Devon.

[dallasman]

Impotentate: Limp dictator.