That's all I got

[DoesNotFollow]

The disappearance of SHAMON! Matthews

[Ferris]

Welcome to my bunghole
We got fun and games

[Fambo Number Mive]

Dad's Army but Cpl Jones is replace by the drill sergeant arsehole from Full Metal Jacket.

[Norton Canes]

Starting a new embalming service: 'Crem Fresh'

[Ferris]

Starting a new embalming service: 'Crem Fresh'

"You kill 'em, we grill 'em!"

[Mr Farenheit]

-Does your dog bite?
-No
-I thought you said your dog does not bite
-I said no such thing!

-Does your dog bite?
-No
-I thought you said your dog does not bite
-Are you bitten?
-No
-Well then

-Will your dog bite me?
-No
-Please

-Does your dog bite?
-He's biting you right now
-:(

-I want to see your dog bite
-Why?
-Because that's my thing

-Bite my balls
-I beg your pardon?
-I mean, does your dog bite?

-Does your dog bite?
-Yes
-And?
-And nothing. He bites
-Cool story brah

-Does your dog bite?
-All animals bite
-Does it lay eggs?

-Does your dog apologise?
-If there's a need for it
-You're a good man

-Does your dog read minds?
-Does yours?
-I think so, he watches me

-Does your dog bite these?
-Woooow there

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Someone is going to tell you off for that one.  If it has more than about one sentence then it apparently cannot comprise only one idea (according to them, not me).

[PlanktonSideburns]

Someone is going to tell you off for that one.  If it has more than about one sentence then it apparently cannot comprise only one idea (according to them, not me).

long as you like, so long as you dont overexplain it

god im pathetic

[PlanktonSideburns]

its literally all i got, this thread

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long as you like, so long as you dont overexplain it

liar

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Thalidofido, the dog

[TrenterPercenter]

Brigstock, the festival

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Melonome, the gnome

[pancreas]

Manganese: language spoken by Stephen Mangan

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Mangannaise - Mayonnaise brand of actor Stephen Mangan

[TrenterPercenter]

Gangnam-Mangan-style, please, with chips

[Mr Farenheit]

Someone is going to tell you off for that one.  If it has more than about one sentence then it apparently cannot comprise only one idea (according to them, not me).

You were right, I just got "the call".

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You were right, I just got "the call".

Did you have time to fume at them?

[Gregory Torso]

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"Milk-based" flavour; sounds scrumptious


"Could I just have the flavour of real milk by drinking some actual milk?"

"Shouldn't have thought so."

[Dex Sawash]

Parody account cop porn

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Bend it like darren

[frajer]

A casino where all the chips are marshmallows.

[Fambo Number Mive]

And the boards are made of chocolate.

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a back to the future board game where everyone plays as biff and marty's mum is called judith mcfly in 1955

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a david copperfield who isn't a magician or a book about him by charles dickens, but a gardener with excess piles


and he has a grandmother who keeps leaning out of her bedroom window to yell "MY GRANDSON HAS 'A PILE'".

[PlanktonSideburns]

liar

too short

[Captain Z]

Misnomer Murders

[frajer]

A punch bag at a gym but, instead of punching it, you get bigger muscles by being kind to it. Teaches kids values. Kind Bag

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Toblerone?!

I'll toble all of em if she'll let me eh lads!!!!!