Poll

All you got?

All I got
1 (16.7%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (16.7%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
1 (16.7%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
0 (0%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
2 (33.3%)
Raoul Moat
1 (16.7%)

Total Members Voted: 6

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pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2490 on: March 22, 2021, 05:10:19 PM »
paedalos

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2491 on: March 23, 2021, 03:08:23 PM »
Microsoft Teamsters Union

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2492 on: March 23, 2021, 04:36:38 PM »
Spunk Anansie

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2493 on: March 24, 2021, 10:14:35 AM »
To the tune of Tina Turner's Steamy Windows: Michael Winslow

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2494 on: March 24, 2021, 01:12:08 PM »
Deck-chair Fletcher.

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2495 on: March 25, 2021, 10:32:48 AM »
Johnny hates jizz.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2496 on: March 25, 2021, 11:03:08 AM »
Random Access Mammaries

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2497 on: March 25, 2021, 04:16:27 PM »
Peter, Rabbi

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2498 on: March 27, 2021, 10:28:28 PM »
People are strange
When you're Fred Grainger

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2499 on: March 28, 2021, 12:15:52 AM »
Fred Graineger was the best Oasis one

Captain Z

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2500 on: March 28, 2021, 12:49:43 AM »
Chris, Kamara, Action!

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2501 on: March 28, 2021, 02:34:33 AM »
Stacey Dooley’s Stated Dildos

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2502 on: April 02, 2021, 09:47:38 AM »
patriarchal neck fruit

Sebastian Cobb

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2503 on: April 06, 2021, 11:22:34 AM »
The concept of the 'miserydome' the opposite of the pleasuredome.

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2504 on: April 06, 2021, 11:54:16 AM »
The concept of the 'miserydome' the opposite of the pleasuredome.

That's centreparcs.

shiftwork2

  • pies this is your time
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2505 on: April 08, 2021, 09:50:53 PM »
Kenny Ball and his Jazz Hands

PlanktonSideburns

  • let me play for you the song of my people
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2506 on: April 08, 2021, 11:24:17 PM »
Martin Kettle, a man paid to state the bleeding obvious

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2507 on: April 13, 2021, 09:24:16 AM »
Visited a terrific crematorium yesterday, really the crem de la crem.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2508 on: April 13, 2021, 09:56:46 AM »
Hip hip brûlée!

Mr Banlon

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2509 on: April 13, 2021, 05:10:43 PM »
The Gapes of Roth


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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2510 on: April 13, 2021, 06:34:18 PM »
I don't understand why sometimes he is on fire and sometimes he isn't

Dex Sawash

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2511 on: April 13, 2021, 06:51:20 PM »
Gravid Lee Roth


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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2512 on: April 14, 2021, 06:21:09 AM »
“Having an aneurism” involves repeatedly saying “and you are...?” because you are forgetting everything about them.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2513 on: April 15, 2021, 08:59:29 AM »
Fireman Sam theme tune but last line is 'Sam is the king of the cuuuuunts'

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2514 on: April 18, 2021, 10:28:02 PM »
Scarve Ace

shiftwork2

  • pies this is your time
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2515 on: April 18, 2021, 11:07:04 PM »
Visited a terrific crematorium yesterday, really the crem de la crem.

This was a Gyles Brandreth line from The One Show a year or two ago.

I am sorry to have to inform you of this.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2516 on: April 19, 2021, 10:08:48 AM »
Whereas aneurism = “and you are?”ism was not on a one show Gyles Brandreth thing because I am so brilliant



so we have all learned something here today, and now I shall bid you adieu because I am rod hull

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2517 on: April 19, 2021, 10:12:52 AM »
He got totally Brandrethed.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2518 on: April 19, 2021, 10:33:45 AM »
Brandreth Wish 3

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2519 on: April 19, 2021, 01:18:57 PM »
Russell Brandreth