Author Topic: That's all I got (Read 139512 times)

pancreas · « **Reply #2490 on:** March 22, 2021, 05:10:19 PM »

paedalos

fit bird · « **Reply #2491 on:** March 23, 2021, 03:08:23 PM »

Microsoft Teamsters Union

Chollis · « **Reply #2492 on:** March 23, 2021, 04:36:38 PM »

Spunk Anansie

Huxleys Babkins · « **Reply #2493 on:** March 24, 2021, 10:14:35 AM »

To the tune of Tina Turner's Steamy Windows: Michael Winslow

dissolute ocelot · « **Reply #2494 on:** March 24, 2021, 01:12:08 PM »

Deck-chair Fletcher.

Fr.Bigley · « **Reply #2495 on:** March 25, 2021, 10:32:48 AM »

Johnny hates jizz.

Huxleys Babkins · « **Reply #2496 on:** March 25, 2021, 11:03:08 AM »

Random Access Mammaries

Huxleys Babkins · « **Reply #2497 on:** March 25, 2021, 04:16:27 PM »

Peter, Rabbi

Cuellar · « **Reply #2498 on:** March 27, 2021, 10:28:28 PM »

People are strange
When you're Fred Grainger

Replies From View · « **Reply #2499 on:** March 28, 2021, 12:15:52 AM »

Fred Graineger was the best Oasis one

Captain Z · « **Reply #2500 on:** March 28, 2021, 12:49:43 AM »

Chris, Kamara, Action!

Huxleys Babkins · « **Reply #2501 on:** March 28, 2021, 02:34:33 AM »

Stacey Dooley’s Stated Dildos

Scarlet Intangible · « **Reply #2502 on:** April 02, 2021, 09:47:38 AM »

patriarchal neck fruit

Sebastian Cobb · « **Reply #2503 on:** April 06, 2021, 11:22:34 AM »

The concept of the 'miserydome' the opposite of the pleasuredome.

Fr.Bigley · « **Reply #2504 on:** April 06, 2021, 11:54:16 AM »

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on April 06, 2021, 11:22:34 AM

The concept of the 'miserydome' the opposite of the pleasuredome.

That's centreparcs.

shiftwork2 · « **Reply #2505 on:** April 08, 2021, 09:50:53 PM »

Kenny Ball and his Jazz Hands

PlanktonSideburns · « **Reply #2506 on:** April 08, 2021, 11:24:17 PM »

Quote from: idunnosomename on April 08, 2021, 09:57:30 AM

Martin Kettle, a man paid to state the bleeding obvious

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2507 on:** April 13, 2021, 09:24:16 AM »

Visited a terrific crematorium yesterday, really the crem de la crem.

Replies From View · « **Reply #2508 on:** April 13, 2021, 09:56:46 AM »

Hip hip brûlée!

Mr Banlon · « **Reply #2509 on:** April 13, 2021, 05:10:43 PM »

The Gapes of Roth

Replies From View · « **Reply #2510 on:** April 13, 2021, 06:34:18 PM »

I don't understand why sometimes he is on fire and sometimes he isn't

Dex Sawash · « **Reply #2511 on:** April 13, 2021, 06:51:20 PM »

Gravid Lee Roth

Replies From View · « **Reply #2512 on:** April 14, 2021, 06:21:09 AM »

“Having an aneurism” involves repeatedly saying “and you are...?” because you are forgetting everything about them.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2513 on:** April 15, 2021, 08:59:29 AM »

Fireman Sam theme tune but last line is 'Sam is the king of the cuuuuunts'

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2514 on:** April 18, 2021, 10:28:02 PM »

Scarve Ace

shiftwork2 · « **Reply #2515 on:** April 18, 2021, 11:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on April 13, 2021, 09:24:16 AM

Visited a terrific crematorium yesterday, really the crem de la crem.

This was a Gyles Brandreth line from The One Show a year or two ago.

I am sorry to have to inform you of this.

Replies From View · « **Reply #2516 on:** April 19, 2021, 10:08:48 AM »

Whereas aneurism = “and you are?”ism was not on a one show Gyles Brandreth thing because I am so brilliant

so we have all learned something here today, and now I shall bid you adieu because I am rod hull

jobotic · « **Reply #2517 on:** April 19, 2021, 10:12:52 AM »

He got totally Brandrethed.

pancreas · « **Reply #2518 on:** April 19, 2021, 10:33:45 AM »

Brandreth Wish 3

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #2519 on:** April 19, 2021, 01:18:57 PM »

Russell Brandreth

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