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All you got?

All I got
2 (20%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (10%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (20%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
0 (0%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
2 (20%)
Raoul Moat
3 (30%)

Total Members Voted: 10

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pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2520 on: April 19, 2021, 01:27:01 PM »
Halitosis, n.

Brandreth

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« Reply #2521 on: April 19, 2021, 01:55:12 PM »
Giles Bandwidth

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« Reply #2522 on: April 19, 2021, 05:12:03 PM »
A local radio DJ called Old Kent Road.

Leicester Square but it's in Leicester.

Someone who can't tell the difference between duck-billed platypuses and beavers. Collects beaver eggs, tries to hatch them.

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« Reply #2523 on: April 19, 2021, 05:50:45 PM »
Giles Bandwidth

This is wrong because his first name has a y, not an i.

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« Reply #2524 on: April 19, 2021, 06:05:12 PM »
Sorry, Yiles Bandwidth.

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« Reply #2525 on: April 19, 2021, 06:07:14 PM »
Gylys Byndwydth

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2526 on: April 19, 2021, 06:35:25 PM »
Nirvanna: The Brandreth Show

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« Reply #2527 on: April 19, 2021, 07:45:15 PM »

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
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« Reply #2528 on: April 20, 2021, 12:58:55 PM »
Frey Bentos: The Movie

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« Reply #2529 on: April 20, 2021, 01:10:08 PM »
Green Mile Summer by Chet Hanks feat. Big Papa Tom and MCDuncan.
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pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2530 on: April 20, 2021, 10:11:56 PM »
Charles Dickends

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« Reply #2531 on: April 21, 2021, 05:26:14 PM »
Trip Advisor but for cunts who stick their leg out when you run past.

PlanktonSideburns

  • It's a shit business
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« Reply #2532 on: April 21, 2021, 06:26:06 PM »
TimbuckTupac ShaCoorslite

Mr Banlon

  • If you're gonna go nog, you gotta go Mingus
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« Reply #2533 on: April 21, 2021, 06:44:08 PM »
Microwave : The Jeremy Beadle Story

Bamba Gascoigne : Paul Gascoigne goes to Jamaica and gets called a bambaclaat.
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zomgmouse

  • I love carrots
    • BEN VOLCHOK DOT COM
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2534 on: April 23, 2021, 01:56:00 AM »
gimp suit and tie

Cuellar

  • I'm over here
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« Reply #2535 on: May 01, 2021, 12:18:13 PM »
Dennis court

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« Reply #2536 on: May 01, 2021, 01:59:49 PM »
Music Magpie but for pies.

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« Reply #2537 on: May 02, 2021, 04:22:28 PM »
Fear and Loathing in Daz Automatic

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2538 on: May 02, 2021, 07:29:29 PM »
Eggs benedictine monks.

Mr Banlon

  • If you're gonna go nog, you gotta go Mingus
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« Reply #2539 on: May 02, 2021, 08:27:37 PM »
Singh For Your Supper : Bollywood remake of The Cook, the thief, His Wife & Her Lover

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2540 on: May 02, 2021, 11:54:47 PM »
P. G. Woodlouse

zomgmouse

  • I love carrots
    • BEN VOLCHOK DOT COM
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2541 on: May 03, 2021, 07:30:13 AM »
clifford the big red cat

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« Reply #2542 on: May 03, 2021, 07:51:05 AM »
Life on Mars, narrated by David Attenborough

Fr.Bigley

  • Shall I boil this kettle dry?
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« Reply #2543 on: May 03, 2021, 08:41:20 AM »
The three amigas

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« Reply #2544 on: May 03, 2021, 11:36:09 AM »
The P in P. Diddy stands for Pacman

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« Reply #2545 on: May 04, 2021, 10:55:01 PM »
He (batman) is called batman because he is a bad man

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« Reply #2546 on: May 05, 2021, 01:00:25 PM »
Shaun the Sheep, except within the farm being a nonce is normalised to a level of yawn-inducing banality


The farmer is a nonce too and it’s not even remarked upon.  He just keeps bringing these young boys over to ride all the sheep before they go inside the house, and all the sheep are loving it

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« Reply #2547 on: May 05, 2021, 01:07:11 PM »
An ITV dramatisation of Doctor Doolittle where there’s some implication that Doolittle keeps losing his dentures up inside the arses of the different animals.  There’s occasional scenes where he starts looking for his dentures and then one of the animals gives him a saucy look and he snaps a rubber medical glove on one hand.

Cuellar

  • I'm over here
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« Reply #2548 on: May 07, 2021, 01:51:49 PM »
Ghostman Pat

Cuellar

  • I'm over here
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2549 on: May 07, 2021, 07:49:51 PM »
Being "twixt pricks"