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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Total Members Voted: 14

pancreas


Lost Oliver

Nailed on.

A sitcom about a Christian who works in a nail bar.

Spoon of Ploff


Clownbaby

I thought "The Coconut Effect" would be a good name for something but I don't know what. I dreamed it.

The Coconut Effect.

asids

Howard from the Halifax adverts on the issue of zombie acceptance.

Howj Begg

Quote from: Lost Oliver on July 27, 2018, 01:36:52 PM
Nailed on.

A sitcom about a Christian who works in a nail bar.

+1`

Or how about:

Son of Manicure

doppelkorn

To the tune of Good Riddance by Greenday:

Another sausage roll,
A fork stuck in your beans.
This warm and crusty tube,
May not be what it seems

Something something

It's salty and it fills you up,
It fits into a hole.
I hope you had a nice sausage roll.

dallasman

The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
And now this:



Unseineitary!

Cuellar

SCENE: Generic office corridor, 3pm. Tuesday.

Man in suit trousers and shirt (no tie, no shoes or socks either) is crawling along on his hands and knees, slowly.

FIN

Just an image I've had playing through my brain for a while now. What would you think if you saw that happening? You'd think twice wouldn't you. I certainly would.

Hecate

Debbie Downer Does Dallas

What's got 4 legs and a cock up it's arse?
Your dog.

Spoon of Ploff

A pest makes a nest in Fred West's vests.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Cuellar on August 15, 2018, 04:13:28 PM
SCENE: Generic office corridor, 3pm. Tuesday.

Man in suit trousers and shirt (no tie, no shoes or socks either) is crawling along on his hands and knees, slowly.

FIN

Just an image I've had playing through my brain for a while now. What would you think if you saw that happening? You'd think twice wouldn't you. I certainly would.

Made me think of


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1KPSblRUL1s

PlanktonSideburns

Young boars go mental (chanel 4, 1997)

PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns


Dick Clement and Ian La Frenulum.

Clownbaby


Ferris

Novelty football team names

Redhyde Rangers FC

Red Hydrangeas FC

Gregory Torso

Altered Terrapin Friendship Gang - Banksy, Moby, Raffles and Tortoise Mayfield. A crab looks after them in the sewers. They like eating kebabs and their catchphrase is "Copacabana!"

pancreas

Isotonic?

No!

Yousotonic.

PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: doppelkorn on July 30, 2018, 09:28:01 PM
To the tune of Good Riddance by Greenday:

Another sausage roll,
A fork stuck in your beans.
This warm and crusty tube,
May not be what it seems

Something something

It's salty and it fills you up,
It fits into a hole.
I hope you had a nice sausage roll.

Thought of this in work this week

seepage


the


pancreas

Male baldness cure which works very well and everyone starts taking it, except all the hairs eventually grow into the plant from the Little Shop of Horrors. tl;dr, they all become gorgons.

doppelkorn


Spoon of Ploff

The lost answer machine tapes of Andrew Eldritch.

Ferris

Fishing stories from the trout's point of view.

Dannyhood91


Dannyhood91

Snorting a line of yogurt

Contorting yourself into a no smoking sign

Removing your torso for the school photo

64 consecutive orgasms all ring your front door bell

Giving yourself nits to avoid military service

Having a firm and frank discussion with your skin tone