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All you got?

All I got
0 (0%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (25%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
0 (0%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
0 (0%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
0 (0%)
Raoul Moat
3 (75%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
0 (0%)
the cool shoeshine
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Total Members Voted: 4

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2730 on: August 24, 2021, 11:48:36 PM »
A gourmet range of Findus Crispy Pancakes.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2731 on: August 24, 2021, 11:55:21 PM »
A gourmet range of Findus Crispy Pancakes.

You're telling me they aren't already gourmet?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2732 on: August 24, 2021, 11:57:32 PM »
You're telling me they aren't already gourmet?

Well he means the range is gourmet.  So it’s a gourmet range of an already gourmet substance.




Not to belittle the substance by calling it a substance, of course.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2733 on: August 24, 2021, 11:58:49 PM »
They are jolly good, but I think they could be made even more tasty.

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« Reply #2734 on: August 25, 2021, 12:00:41 AM »
A full gourmet range of what is already gourmet.  Some might consider that an over-gilding of the pudding, but not I.

Fr.Bigley

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2735 on: August 25, 2021, 12:03:57 AM »
Findus  crispy anything, everything. Findus crispy car seats, findus crispy manbags.etc

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2736 on: August 25, 2021, 12:13:10 AM »
Finding Chemo

bgmnts

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2737 on: August 26, 2021, 02:00:50 PM »
A new dating show called Hunk or Chunk?

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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« Reply #2738 on: August 26, 2021, 02:12:38 PM »
If they decide you're a Chunk you have to do the Truffle Shuffle.

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« Reply #2739 on: August 26, 2021, 02:36:25 PM »
A new dating show called "Just The Tip" where 12 sexy singles each take a car load of rubbish down the council dump and somehow pair off.

Episode 4: Dannii and Craig's relationship hits the rocks as they argue whether a mirror is OK to go in with the glass. Meanwhile, Chloe ends things with Gavin after she finds him paying to dispose of Becky's rubble.

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« Reply #2740 on: August 26, 2021, 08:55:45 PM »
Beef Encounter

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« Reply #2741 on: August 28, 2021, 07:33:21 PM »
Winnie The Paed

Fr.Bigley

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2742 on: August 28, 2021, 08:20:32 PM »
Get fucked: a reality show where all the contestants have to evade the advances of a very horny Nick Knowles

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2743 on: August 28, 2021, 08:32:25 PM »
Tarrant's Tarantulas

Lovable TV gimpoid Chris Tarrant is buried up to his neck in sand on Blackpool beach. He thinks it's just for charity, but see him scream and plead for his life while live tarantulas are introduced to his face. When the TV crew get bored they leave him there to drown.

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« Reply #2744 on: August 29, 2021, 08:42:36 AM »
Call The Midwife to be renamed Birthing Spree

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2745 on: September 01, 2021, 05:50:25 PM »

Erectile Dysfunction-209

A better CaBber could spin a thread out of that (or has already)

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« Reply #2746 on: September 01, 2021, 07:36:31 PM »
Erectile Dysfunction-209

A better CaBber could spin a thread out of that (or has already)

Dex Sawash, we call it round here.

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« Reply #2747 on: September 02, 2021, 09:55:52 PM »
Abu Ham Salad Sandwich

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« Reply #2748 on: September 02, 2021, 10:00:59 PM »
with Mayormaynotonnaise

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« Reply #2749 on: September 02, 2021, 10:20:10 PM »
Where were you when Eugene Levy broke

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« Reply #2750 on: September 02, 2021, 10:22:25 PM »
I can't ad lib if ad libbing is without you

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« Reply #2751 on: September 03, 2021, 12:12:51 PM »
Apothegary

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« Reply #2752 on: September 03, 2021, 12:32:27 PM »
Jamaica’s First Sea Lion

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2753 on: September 03, 2021, 02:28:01 PM »

Fr.Bigley

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2754 on: September 03, 2021, 03:25:57 PM »
Gil Scott heron sanctuary

Fr.Bigley

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« Reply #2755 on: September 03, 2021, 03:27:11 PM »
Halls and Oats: The octogenarian diet plan.

Fr.Bigley

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« Reply #2756 on: September 03, 2021, 03:28:57 PM »
Paul Gascoin- fuel poverty in the North East.

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2757 on: September 04, 2021, 10:13:36 PM »
Stephen Graham stars as Stephen Graham in....

STEPHEN GRAHAM

Directed by Stephen Graham

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2758 on: September 05, 2021, 12:18:42 PM »
Glaswegian pirate - "THAR SHE! THAR SHE! THAR SHE FUCKIN BLOWS!"

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2759 on: September 05, 2021, 03:59:25 PM »
Being 'the Panathinaikos of sod'