That's all I got

[Spoon of Ploff]

Palin's Jailin's:  Michael Palin makes citizens arrests across the North West.. but because he's such a nice chap the various thugs and druggies he apprehends are more than happy to get locked up.

Palin's Failin's: Michael Palin fails at a number of challenges... I dunno, learning to play the guitar.. do heart surgery.

Palin's Nailin's: Various hammering techniques with Michael Palin.

Palin's Sailings: Michael Palin sinks' the Oracle yacht during some boat race.

Palin's Flailings: Michael Palin runs about waving his arms in the air and occasionally taking someone's eye out

Palin's Railings: A 401 part documentary about Britain's railings fronted by Michael Palin

Palin's Ailing: After all, he's not getting any younger is he (Michael Palin)?

[Ferris]

Palin's Jailin's:  Michael Palin makes citizens arrests across the North West.. but because he's such a nice chap the various thugs and druggies he apprehends are more than happy to get locked up.

Palin's Failin's: Michael Palin fails at a number of challenges... I dunno, learning to play the guitar.. do heart surgery.

Palin's Nailin's: Various hammering techniques with Michael Palin.

Palin's Sailings: Michael Palin sinks' the Oracle yacht during some boat race.

Palin's Flailings: Michael Palin runs about waving his arms in the air and occasionally taking someone's eye out

Palin's Railings: A 401 part documentary about Britain's railings fronted by Michael Palin

Palin's Ailing: After all, he's not getting any younger is he (Michael Palin)?

A set of US spinoffs with "...in the USA!" added to all the titles, hosted by Sarah Palin.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Palin's Palin: Michael Palin interviews Sarah Palin. He does so as his Mr Gumby character.

[non capisco]

Q: What is Michael Palin's favourite biscuit?
A: Nice.

[non capisco]

NET FLICKS
You buy an entertainment streaming subscription from a dodgy bloke in Dartford market and when you get it home you find it's just a webcam pointed at some net curtains and occasionally, about twice a day on average, the dodgy bloke's big hairy hand hoves into view and flicks the curtain material. You are transfixed.

[Spoon of Ploff]

NET FLICKS
You buy an entertainment streaming subscription from a dodgy bloke in Dartford market and when you get it home you find it's just a webcam pointed at some net curtains and occasionally, about twice a day on average, the dodgy bloke's big hairy hand hoves into view and flicks the curtain material. You are transfixed.

And where does Michael Palin fit into all this?

[Ferris]

And where does Michael Palin fit into all this?

Either way, you have to admit this looks bad for Corbyn.

[PlanktonSideburns]

SorryMate: Coffemate substitute

[Huxleys Babkins]

Eric Banter-na

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think your mum's on there giving out blowjobs, the dirty cow."

[PlanktonSideburns]

Brilliant. Will be using the phrase Eric Banter-Na in work from now on.

[pancreas]

Queue-cumberband

[Ferris]

Posting "you have to admit, this looks bad for Corbyn" in entirely unrelated threads. It's a meta-joke, y'know, about the media and that. Oh I don't know.

[Spoon of Ploff]

What's In The Envelope??

I dunno... No I'm not going to open it, it's not addressed to me is it?

[Ferris]

What's In The Envelope??

I dunno... No I'm not going to open it, it's not addressed to me is it?

Whatever it is, you have to admit it looks bad for Corbyn.

[pancreas]

Posting "you have to admit, this looks bad for Corbyn" in entirely unrelated threads. It's a meta-joke, y'know, about the media and that. Oh I don't know.

That's already been done to death, mate. And yes, it looks bad for Corbyn.

[bgmnts]

Time travelling restaurants.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Time travelling restaurants.

Cool. So if you have a bad meal you have the option of paying, or going back in time and ordering a takeout?

[Ferris]

That's already been done to death, mate. And yes, it looks bad for Corbyn.

Must be where I got the idea from. Either way, you have to admit... etc etc

[bgmnts]

Cool. So if you have a bad meal you have the option of paying, or going back in time and ordering a takeout?

No its a restaruant where you go in and you get actual real food from whatever time period, cooked by a cook from that time.

I like your idea better though.

[Ferris]

That List Of Richard Herring's Emergency Questions In Full

[Huxleys Babkins]

That List Of Richard Herring's Emergency Questions In Full

If you had to have one, which of the following would you rather have; a hand made of Stewart Lee wanking me off with Keith Allen moving a crash mat, or an armpit that dispenses Patrick Marber taking all the credit for Andrew Collins? I didn't break that cupboard.

[bgmnts]

If you had to have one, which of the following would you rather have; a hand made of Stewart Lee wanking me off with Keith Allen moving a crash mat, or an armpit that dispenses Patrick Marber taking all the credit for Andrew Collins? I didn't break that cupboard UUUHHHHHHHHHHHUUHHHHHHHH

[Ferris]

Regardless of the answer from the guest, cut them off and talk about Shrek or that time you lost a load of money on a play.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Would you rather have a Tim from the Office or a Time Gentlemen Please paid for my house?

[Spoon of Ploff]

How many second class stamps do you have about your person right now?

Go!!








_{inspired by the what's in the envelope post. god i'm on a roll today}

[Ferris]

0

[Spoon of Ploff]

also 0

[mrpupkin]

Listening to all the McFly albums at the same time

[Ferris]

Forming a supergroup out of the surviving members of Busted and McFly.

[Spoon of Ploff]

... a-and calling it Busted Fly