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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Chollis

Hammertime with Duncan Bannatyne

Cuellar


saltysnacks

Boris Johnson in a tent.

Cuellar


biggytitbo

A naked Roger Daltry trussed up from the ceiling being prodded by men with long handled dildos.

Chollis

A shit! A very palpable shit!

biggytitbo


Spoon of Ploff

A roadtrip to Dartford from... I dunno... Maidstone?

Ferris


PlanktonSideburns

TONY HAWKS PRO SKATEBOARDER 2: the musical

Saturday night levers, with holo-dibnah

Pay-Pal-la-carte?

Magnetic robot wars

New Jack

Wayne and Ken are too ugly old gay lovers who make porn films, using extravagant and wild positions, accessories, erotic scenarios, costumes, great cinematography etc.

But it isn't homophobic while remaining amusingly disgusting and ludicrous

Cuellar

The Man With The Chiles In His Eyes

Dannyhood91

Going down on your mum as she checks her emails

Gregory Torso

The littlest hobo going from town to town dragging his cock over everything in sight.

Dannyhood91


Cuellar

Minnie Driver's middle name is 'Bus'.

pancreas

Quote from: Cuellar on November 01, 2018, 10:47:02 AM
Minnie Driver's middle name is 'Bus'.

Honey, you don't need any more than that.

Cuellar

Thanks, didn't think it needed a new thread though. And I had to publish it somewhere.

I just had to.

Ferris

Quote from: Cuellar on November 01, 2018, 10:47:02 AM
Minnie Driver's middle name is 'Bus'.

We also would have accepted "Cab"

Gregory Torso

The Cunty Sark.

Works on 2 levels, but I can't be arsed doing anything else with either of em

Gamines v Gammons

A quiz show pitting mischievously attractive young women with pixie cuts against bloated, red-faced old Brexit enthusiasts.

Pingers

Grand Theft Autoasphyxiation. You play a Tory MP, stealing food from low income families before suffocating yourself with a bin bag spattered with your own cum.

Spoon of Ploff

A spin off of Dr Who where they're all hamsters or something.

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: Cuellar on November 01, 2018, 10:47:02 AM
Minnie Driver's middle name is 'Bus'.

I used to tell people it was 'cooper' but, believable though mine is, yours is funnier.

Cuellar


Cuellar


Pingers

As for our beautiful new daughter-in-law, what can I say? Our Gavin is certainly punching above his weight! [laughter]. No, seriously though, we feel privileged to be welcoming Emily into the Jones clan - we've never had a squirter in the family before.

seepage

scratch and sniff to reveal your PIN

Ferris

Replacing the lyrics "the sun" with "my bum".

For tomorrow may rain but
I'll follow my bum

...

My bum will come out, tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow

...

Etc etc

Pingers

A man puts of doing something for only 10 minutes. Amateurcrastinator.