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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

hamfist

just wanna fuck loads of people

PlanktonSideburns


Chollis

Wall Street: Money Never Sharts

Sebastian Cobb

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Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Chollis on December 12, 2018, 12:25:18 AM
Wall Street: Money Never Sharts

"Throne, is where I want to be. Pick me up and turn me round"

pancreas

well if you made that then that was good.

Mr Banlon

Anna Lingus : Supernatural murder-mystery.
Anna can see images of the last violent moments of a victim's life if she licks their bumhole.


Wayne's World 2 bongo remake: If You Fook Them, They Will Cum

Lordofthefiles

Jesus Christ: Highlander

Another effort in the ever-weaker Highlander franchise.
This time though, it takes him three days to come back to life once he pegs it.

...but then he can fly.

Ferris

Bob Dylan's dob billin's.

The godfather of folk runs a collection agency for people who haven't kept up repayments on their dobs.

NB: have to invent an item called a "dob" for this idea to work.

Fishfinger

Zombies that prioritise wanking over eating brains and the like.

petril

a zombie film where they just pretended loads of other folk were zombies for a laugh because they were bored

Lordofthefiles

Quote from: Fishfinger on December 12, 2018, 11:24:33 PM
Zombies that prioritise wanking over eating brains and the like.

"When there's no more room in hell the dead will wank on earth"

petril

Quote from: petrilTanaka on December 12, 2018, 11:30:51 PM
a zombie film where they just pretended loads of other folk were zombies for a laugh because they were bored

a zombie film where they were actually zombies all along but so were the police and armed forces

Norton Canes

Paul Hardcastle's bucket list

Dex Sawash


Ferris

Quote from: Dex Sawash on December 14, 2018, 01:09:25 AM
Detective Pikachu

Well, that'll never work. Needs more substance.

Spoon of Ploff

Solenoids!!!


just woke up this morning and the word 'Solenoids' popped into my head.


Solenoids!!!

Norton Canes


Dannyhood91


Dannyhood91

Jesus Christ poo poo star

Pingers

Jane Horrocks' hairy bollocks

Fishfinger

Quote from: Lordofthefiles on December 13, 2018, 12:12:14 AM
"When there's no more room in hell the dead will wank on earth"

The Wanking Dead. Knobs ripped off, but they Absolutely. Will. Not. Stop.

Ferris

Deep fried fish served with sliced potatoes, also fried.

Cuellar

Hark the Gerald angels sing

Father Christmas the Hotdog.

Father Christmas is a Hotdog and he's all crude and that.

Dex Sawash


The Skidmark Bandit- gets in houses somehow and skids up the bowl with streaks of poo, leaves otherwise undetected

Lordofthefiles

Ever Decreasing Circus

Richard Briers plays a hitherto successful ringmaster except now there's a massive hole in his tent.

Spoon of Ploff

A show where someone sneaks into peoples houses and sets their alarm clocks back one hour. He secretely films them stumbling about bemused by this state of affairs.

What do you mean everyone uses their bio locked smart phones as an alarm clock these days?!

Dannyhood91

Asking your bird to have an affair with a disgraced athlete so you can get round to caving the kitchen door in.