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Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #540 on: January 27, 2019, 11:16:56 AM »
A new thread commenting on all the political threads. It would include things like 'so and so made a good point there about the thing, but maybe needed to do so with less words.' followed by 'i disagree with that, its wrong' then 'well aren't you a c*nt then you c*nt' followed by 'no actually' and so on and so forth.

The thread could be called 'What the Politically Minded CABers are Saying Today'


Re: That's all I got
« Reply #541 on: January 29, 2019, 07:26:36 PM »
Ian Rankin's Ian Ranking - a comprehensive listing of Ians from worst to best.

The Wasp Factory - a docudrama about the bin collectors at Alton Towers.

Pingers

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #542 on: January 30, 2019, 09:08:44 AM »
The surname Horrocks is discovered to be an abbreviation of Horror Bollocks

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #543 on: February 01, 2019, 04:01:54 PM »
"Gompertz' Skirts"

Will Gompertz reveals his love of cross dressing and welcomes BBC Four viewers to marvel at his range of high street purchases.

Episode one: featuring a knee length pleated navy and cream summerwear number, and a besequinned denim mini with matching ankle bracelet.

ToneLa

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #544 on: February 01, 2019, 11:25:47 PM »
if I can't tease a wank out about Princess Di, not saying I'll give up, it's just....

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #545 on: February 02, 2019, 03:10:43 AM »
a knee length pleated navy and cream summerwear number,

White and gold

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #546 on: February 05, 2019, 05:14:38 PM »
Vagina Mary


PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #547 on: February 05, 2019, 05:26:08 PM »
Total Brie-call

Man dreams of becoming a call centre operator for a cheese advisory board

or does he?

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #548 on: February 05, 2019, 06:59:55 PM »
Animated kung-fu beach film starring “Steven Seagul”

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #549 on: February 06, 2019, 11:09:26 AM »
When Gary Met Sally

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #550 on: February 06, 2019, 06:48:04 PM »
"Come-Dine With Me"

Men only version of the classic Channel Four reality show... with tiny plates.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #551 on: February 07, 2019, 12:57:00 AM »
“Love; actually” is simultaneously a shit film, and the introduction of a man about to correct mansplain something to a woman in a pub.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #552 on: February 07, 2019, 01:38:34 AM »
“Love; actually” is simultaneously a shit film, and the introduction of a man about to correct mansplain something to a woman in a pub.

immediately read that in the voice of martin clunes.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #553 on: February 07, 2019, 08:23:40 AM »
"It's lovely to have you all here today to celebrate Tom and Emily's special day. I'm sure you all agree that Emily looks amazing [murmurs of approval]. I remember when Tom first brought her home, I thought 'Christ, I can't wait to catch this one coming out of the shower' "

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #554 on: February 10, 2019, 04:57:05 PM »
Clunes on Clunes

ToneLa

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #555 on: February 10, 2019, 05:07:40 PM »
Had a nightmare about an Only Fools and Horses character with a gun, woke up screaming

Triggered by Trigger's Trigger

Luckily he got busted by Buster who was, at the time, bankrupt. And also broken. And listening to a crap boy band formed in the year 2000. And who them himself was subsequently arrested

Then Rodney got a job as a wine distributor. Del Boy coined the very colloquial name for the business accidentally whilst insulting Rodney.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2019, 05:19:05 PM by ToneLa »

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #556 on: February 12, 2019, 03:59:43 PM »
Chessington World of Indentured Servants

ToneLa

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #557 on: February 12, 2019, 05:46:05 PM »
Tags: (sarcastically, to ex wife) No, you're all I got.

And I'm not even married!!

Yeah, look. Off I fuckski, ex wife. Sorry to destroy the atmosphere of your latest cervical screening.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #558 on: February 12, 2019, 06:02:38 PM »
A garden, but it’s all the wrong colours or something, I dunno.

Bum Flaps

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #559 on: February 13, 2019, 01:32:24 AM »
It's a double roll over, but they are only paying out in cheese vouchers.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #560 on: February 13, 2019, 09:42:34 PM »
Where is my copy of Flatland by Edwin Abbott?

Is it possibly in a curled up dimension?

Yes, dimension humour. It would be a cracking thread, though probably much of it would go over my head.

Except it couldn't, as there is no vertical dimension to reckon with. ahaha

That sort of thing.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #561 on: February 13, 2019, 11:05:08 PM »
Guy Chadwick's Fuck Shop

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #562 on: February 15, 2019, 03:50:53 AM »
In an effort to fill the Time Team-shaped hole in the tv schedule.

That's My Dig

Two teams of archeology students attempt to identify their excavation site from aerial photos, close-ups of exploration trenches and assorted shards of Medieval pottery.

Winning team gets a box containing a That's My Dig mug each - which have been smashed into pieces so they must reconstruct them.

the final episode is just the leader of the winning team, standing at the edge of his correctly-identified hole in the ground.

"one man & his dig".

later the show title is recycled for a series of piece-to-camera rants.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #563 on: February 15, 2019, 07:33:23 AM »
Up feeding the boy Ferris Jr twice already and it’s only 2.34am.

I’m going to be flooding this thread with shit, half-baked ideas. As soon as I think of one I’ll begin proceedings.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #564 on: February 15, 2019, 07:44:33 AM »
Gritty reboot of Howard the Duck.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #565 on: February 15, 2019, 07:45:40 AM »
The Borrowers, but they’re all normal sized.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #566 on: February 15, 2019, 07:49:13 AM »
Ice cube trays in the shape of your favourite childrens’ entertainers.

STRICTLY NO SAVILES.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #567 on: February 15, 2019, 07:50:02 AM »
Ice cube trays in the shape of your favourite childrens’ entertainers.

STRICTLY NO SAVILES.

ICE NONCE.

Not sure what that is yet, just a name for something.

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #568 on: February 15, 2019, 12:31:18 PM »
A device that traps paedophiles, a Nonce Ensconcer

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #569 on: February 15, 2019, 12:32:07 PM »
A wacky game show fronted by Dave Benson Philips called Ensconce That Nonce!