That's all I got

[Spoon of Ploff]

A new thread commenting on all the political threads. It would include things like 'so and so made a good point there about the thing, but maybe needed to do so with less words.' followed by 'i disagree with that, its wrong' then 'well aren't you a c*nt then you c*nt' followed by 'no actually' and so on and so forth.

The thread could be called 'What the Politically Minded CABers are Saying Today'

[drummersaredeaf]

Ian Rankin's Ian Ranking - a comprehensive listing of Ians from worst to best.

The Wasp Factory - a docudrama about the bin collectors at Alton Towers.

[Pingers]

The surname Horrocks is discovered to be an abbreviation of Horror Bollocks

[Lordofthefiles]

"Gompertz' Skirts"

Will Gompertz reveals his love of cross dressing and welcomes BBC Four viewers to marvel at his range of high street purchases.

Episode one: featuring a knee length pleated navy and cream summerwear number, and a besequinned denim mini with matching ankle bracelet.

[ToneLa]

if I can't tease a wank out about Princess Di, not saying I'll give up, it's just....

[Dex Sawash]

a knee length pleated navy and cream summerwear number,

White and gold

[Dex Sawash]

Vagina Mary

[PlanktonSideburns]

Total Brie-call

Man dreams of becoming a call centre operator for a cheese advisory board

or does he?

[Ferris]

Animated kung-fu beach film starring "Steven Seagul"

[Chollis]

When Gary Met Sally

[Lordofthefiles]

"Come-Dine With Me"

Men only version of the classic Channel Four reality show... with tiny plates.

[Ferris]

"Love; actually" is simultaneously a shit film, and the introduction of a man about to correct mansplain something to a woman in a pub.

[a duncandisorderly]

"Love; actually" is simultaneously a shit film, and the introduction of a man about to correct mansplain something to a woman in a pub.

immediately read that in the voice of martin clunes.

[Pingers]

"It's lovely to have you all here today to celebrate Tom and Emily's special day. I'm sure you all agree that Emily looks amazing [murmurs of approval]. I remember when Tom first brought her home, I thought 'Christ, I can't wait to catch this one coming out of the shower' "

[Cuellar]

Clunes on Clunes

[ToneLa]

Had a nightmare about an Only Fools and Horses character with a gun, woke up screaming

Triggered by Trigger's Trigger

Luckily he got busted by Buster who was, at the time, bankrupt. And also broken. And listening to a crap boy band formed in the year 2000. And who them himself was subsequently arrested

Then Rodney got a job as a wine distributor. Del Boy coined the very colloquial name for the business accidentally whilst insulting Rodney.

[Chollis]

Chessington World of Indentured Servants

[ToneLa]

Tags: (sarcastically, to ex wife) No, you're all I got.

And I'm not even married!!

Yeah, look. Off I fuckski, ex wife. Sorry to destroy the atmosphere of your latest cervical screening.

[Ferris]

A garden, but it's all the wrong colours or something, I dunno.

[Bum Flaps]

It's a double roll over, but they are only paying out in cheese vouchers.

[Howj Begg]

Where is my copy of Flatland by Edwin Abbott?

Is it possibly in a curled up dimension?

Yes, dimension humour. It would be a cracking thread, though probably much of it would go over my head.

Except it couldn't, as there is no vertical dimension to reckon with. ahaha

That sort of thing.

[Prison Biscuits]

Guy Chadwick's Fuck Shop

[a duncandisorderly]

In an effort to fill the Time Team-shaped hole in the tv schedule.

That's My Dig

Two teams of archeology students attempt to identify their excavation site from aerial photos, close-ups of exploration trenches and assorted shards of Medieval pottery.

Winning team gets a box containing a That's My Dig mug each - which have been smashed into pieces so they must reconstruct them.

the final episode is just the leader of the winning team, standing at the edge of his correctly-identified hole in the ground.

"one man & his dig".

later the show title is recycled for a series of piece-to-camera rants.

[Ferris]

Up feeding the boy Ferris Jr twice already and it's only 2.34am.

I'm going to be flooding this thread with shit, half-baked ideas. As soon as I think of one I'll begin proceedings.

[Ferris]

Gritty reboot of Howard the Duck.

[Ferris]

The Borrowers, but they're all normal sized.

[Ferris]

Ice cube trays in the shape of your favourite childrens' entertainers.

STRICTLY NO SAVILES.

[Ferris]

Ice cube trays in the shape of your favourite childrens' entertainers.

STRICTLY NO SAVILES.

ICE NONCE.

Not sure what that is yet, just a name for something.

[Chollis]

A device that traps paedophiles, a Nonce Ensconcer

[Chollis]

A wacky game show fronted by Dave Benson Philips called Ensconce That Nonce!