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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
0 (0%)
(Johnny) Ball I got
2 (14.3%)
(Stones of) Gall I got
1 (7.1%)
(Reginald Perrin's Rise and) Fall I got
1 (7.1%)
Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
2 (14.3%)
the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Ferris

From the Bonces of Nonces

Like In Our Time, but all the contributors are pederasts.

Chollis


Chollis


Ferris


Pingers

Amber Rudd tries to sanction a honey badger's benefits, with hilarious results.

Ferris

Burgers, but the buns are made out of other burgers.

seepage

Could Superman shoot to kill with his zits?

PlanktonSideburns

if anyone replies/continues your idea here, it means your idea is TOO GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Ferris

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on February 19, 2019, 06:59:29 PM
if anyone replies/continues your idea here, it means your idea is TOO GOOD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

That's a great point, Plankton, mate. Excellent idea. Great thinking.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on February 19, 2019, 10:31:17 PM
That's a great point, Plankton, mate. Excellent idea. Great thinking.

Oh do fuckoff

Ferris


Ferris

Favourite Species of Pondlife

Ferris

A mattress made out of mats

Ferris

A buttress made out of butts

Ferris

A mistress made out of mist

Ferris


PlanktonSideburns

New kind of paninni: Cheddar forge

ToneLa

#587
Kinder egg rammed up cock sans instructions

Spoon of Ploff

CABs very own Frankenstein's Monster. Can we make one out of the body parts in user names?

So far I've got Shoulders, Stomarch, and a Pancreas...


Spoon of Ploff

Ohh. fishfinger. that's one finger... seven more to go

Spoon of Ploff

paul calf
madhair60... we don't want our monster to be a baldy now do we?

Ferris

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on February 20, 2019, 11:44:33 AM
paul calf
madhair60... we don't want our monster to be a baldy now do we?

Similarly, our own PlanktonSideburns can be broken down for parts.

Spoon of Ploff

rounding off the facial hair situation we have BeardFaceMan... In fact if we get desperate for head parts we can just round things off with BeardFaceMan... A-and if we're really stuck lets just go with BeardFaceMan

Pingers

You'll be wanting Gregory's torso, natch.

Cuellar

Peanus Butter (nothing to do with the Frankensteim just a that's all I got)

ToneLa


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: spamwangler on January 11, 2017, 11:00:54 PM
11:30 Taking Stock of Evil:

Barry Scott Takes a Look at The Gravies of the Nazis, in colour (brown)

fucking shit example this, you cunt

Gregory Torso

"Britain's Got Talent" type show, except it's just swarms of angry bees auditioning each time, stinging the panel of judges to death. Pick four cunts and watch them drown in bees.

Gregory Torso

"Chiles Pornography"
Adrian Chiles streams himself watching hours of really unpleasant, reprehensible pornography, his huge rumpled bat face growing sicker and sicker as he plays loosely with the definition of "barely legal". Just an endless parade of slime and the unnecessary defilement of young women gradually eroding the gnarled cliff of his face away like an ocean of curdled spunk.