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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #600 on: February 24, 2019, 11:33:44 AM »
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Edit: Sorry, meant to post that in General Bullshit.
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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #601 on: February 24, 2019, 10:30:44 PM »
M-8, yer dugs an abstract impressionist


Norton Canes

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #602 on: February 25, 2019, 08:02:59 AM »
New comic strip villain

Al Dante

ToneLa

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #603 on: February 25, 2019, 01:57:39 PM »
Ubbcgi ICICI ICICI income chip chip! Mate

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #604 on: February 26, 2019, 02:40:20 PM »
Margarita Praga Khan

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #605 on: February 26, 2019, 11:05:55 PM »
contemporary take on the Dangerous Brothers: The ASOS Boys

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #606 on: February 27, 2019, 07:23:07 PM »
The Pubic’s Cube Championship, or The Rubick’s Pube Championship, or summit, I don’t fucking know do I?!

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #607 on: February 27, 2019, 08:52:57 PM »
Turquard.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #608 on: March 14, 2019, 02:23:58 PM »
A satire on clocks

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #609 on: March 14, 2019, 04:08:37 PM »
Telling Atom Egoyan that it should be "Atoms Egoyan, because you're not just one are you?"

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #610 on: March 14, 2019, 04:24:43 PM »
A sitcom where the main characer is sad because his wife is dead so does bad things and kills a tramp but at the end realizes he should do good things instead.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #611 on: March 15, 2019, 09:45:56 PM »
I had a dream where everyone in OFAH called Rodney a wanker instead of a plonker, but with real malice. I don’t know where else to post this. I don’t recall any other parts of the dream.

“Rodney, you wanker.”

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #612 on: March 20, 2019, 12:53:03 PM »

Prosemite Sam hates rabbits but has warm feelings toward semitic people of all creeds.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #613 on: March 20, 2019, 01:25:52 PM »
An armoured bus that deliberately takes you through the abysmal parts of town.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #614 on: March 20, 2019, 02:26:42 PM »
I had a dream where everyone in OFAH called Rodney a wanker instead of a plonker, but with real malice. I don’t know where else to post this. I don’t recall any other parts of the dream.

“Rodney, you wanker

Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck off!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #615 on: March 20, 2019, 06:21:39 PM »
Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck off!

More venom in he delivery than that.

Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck you.

It was darkly hilarious.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #616 on: March 21, 2019, 08:07:35 AM »
Telling Ronnie Barker's son that he's #forkcancelled


Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #617 on: March 21, 2019, 11:21:33 PM »
That kid from school that died but he's alive and he's your new boss and your entire grip on reality slips.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #618 on: March 22, 2019, 01:18:25 PM »
Wrong thread you drunk dick!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #619 on: March 22, 2019, 01:36:42 PM »
Fitting things into an old jar of Marmite that hasn't been washed out yet.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #620 on: March 24, 2019, 03:25:21 AM »
Vegemite vs Marmite: The Movie

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #621 on: March 26, 2019, 09:27:54 AM »
Forty in a Bed:

FEEDBACK FORM: We found faeces in the shower, and breakfast was disgusting too.

MANAGER: Ah, this must be... er... wait a minute...

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #622 on: March 26, 2019, 02:54:49 PM »
Sausage Rollerblading.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #623 on: March 26, 2019, 03:24:03 PM »
"Renfeld!!!"

That's it. Just someone wandering about randomly shouting "Renfeld!!!"






No. Not Renfield.... Renfeld.. There's a difference. It's important.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #624 on: March 26, 2019, 03:44:36 PM »
Some joke about lens wipes

Do you sell lens wipes?
Don't care whose they are mate

What do you call bog roll endorsed by Lenny Henry, Len Goodman, and Bishop Len Brennan?
Lens wipes.

That sort of thing

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #625 on: March 26, 2019, 03:54:18 PM »
Do you sell lens wipes?
No, just my own

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #626 on: March 26, 2019, 04:50:37 PM »
Do you sell lens wipes?
No, just my own

I LOVE IT

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #627 on: March 26, 2019, 08:31:17 PM »
GOOD

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #628 on: March 26, 2019, 09:42:00 PM »
Do you sell screen wipes?

No this is an abattoir you turd

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #629 on: March 26, 2019, 11:12:13 PM »
Needs work