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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
2 (14.3%)
Nall I got
0 (0%)
(Timothy) Spall I got  
1 (7.1%)
(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
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2 (14.3%)
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Raoul Moat
2 (14.3%)
Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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the cool shoeshine
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Total Members Voted: 14

Gregory Torso

#600
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Edit: Sorry, meant to post that in General Bullshit.

rasta-spouse

M-8, yer dugs an abstract impressionist


Norton Canes

New comic strip villain

Al Dante

ToneLa

Ubbcgi ICICI ICICI income chip chip! Mate

the


rasta-spouse

contemporary take on the Dangerous Brothers: The ASOS Boys

Lordofthefiles

The Pubic's Cube Championship, or The Rubick's Pube Championship, or summit, I don't fucking know do I?!


Ferris


rasta-spouse

Telling Atom Egoyan that it should be "Atoms Egoyan, because you're not just one are you?"

Ferris

A sitcom where the main characer is sad because his wife is dead so does bad things and kills a tramp but at the end realizes he should do good things instead.

Ferris

I had a dream where everyone in OFAH called Rodney a wanker instead of a plonker, but with real malice. I don't know where else to post this. I don't recall any other parts of the dream.

"Rodney, you wanker."

Dex Sawash


Prosemite Sam hates rabbits but has warm feelings toward semitic people of all creeds.

bgmnts

An armoured bus that deliberately takes you through the abysmal parts of town.

Norton Canes

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on March 15, 2019, 09:45:56 PM
I had a dream where everyone in OFAH called Rodney a wanker instead of a plonker, but with real malice. I don't know where else to post this. I don't recall any other parts of the dream.

"Rodney, you wanker"

Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck off!

Ferris

Quote from: Norton Canes on March 20, 2019, 02:26:42 PM
Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck off!

More venom in he delivery than that.

Ger Ger Granville, fer fer fer fuck you.

It was darkly hilarious.

rasta-spouse

Telling Ronnie Barker's son that he's #forkcancelled


Lordofthefiles

That kid from school that died but he's alive and he's your new boss and your entire grip on reality slips.

Lordofthefiles

Wrong thread you drunk dick!

Spoon of Ploff

Fitting things into an old jar of Marmite that hasn't been washed out yet.

Ferris

Vegemite vs Marmite: The Movie

seepage

Forty in a Bed:

FEEDBACK FORM: We found faeces in the shower, and breakfast was disgusting too.

MANAGER: Ah, this must be... er... wait a minute...

Fishfinger


Spoon of Ploff

"Renfeld!!!"

That's it. Just someone wandering about randomly shouting "Renfeld!!!"






No. Not Renfield.... Renfeld.. There's a difference. It's important.

Cuellar

Some joke about lens wipes

Do you sell lens wipes?
Don't care whose they are mate

What do you call bog roll endorsed by Lenny Henry, Len Goodman, and Bishop Len Brennan?
Lens wipes.

That sort of thing

Cuellar

Do you sell lens wipes?
No, just my own

pancreas


Cuellar


PlanktonSideburns

Do you sell screen wipes?

No this is an abattoir you turd

Cuellar