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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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1 (7.1%)
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Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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the cool shoeshine
3 (21.4%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Spoon of Ploff

"Renfeld!!!"








"Renfeld!!!"

Norton Canes

I would start a film production company called Cockthirst Films and they would make very serious films so that at the start of the very serious films all the other production company logos would come up then it would say Cockthirst Films

GMTV

Jonathan Craven Mysteries

A lightly modded John Craven solves fairly trivial crimes in the countryside. Probably a bit like Heartbeat but mainly just him on screen delivering standard Countryfile articles.

Ferris

Rating places (that aren't a bed) to have a sleep in.

Hammocks, park benches, etc

pancreas

Will they fuck? Game show where you have to predict if different animals will fuck each other, and if so, whether they survive.

Cuellar


Hey, Punk!

'There's sick on the roof ... the roof!'

Ferris

The Rumbelows: Holiday Special

Spoon of Ploff

Is it Still There?

Remember that sweet shop from when you were little. The one where you went to buy your sweets?   Is it still there?

The potential for spin off threads is enormous.


rasta-spouse

An off-campus group that uses empathic leadership to strengthen its individual members' Bjork impressions.

Dex Sawash


The Man, DeLorean probably isn't canon in ext universe

Cuellar

'Unexpected item in shagging area'

Hey, Punk!

Heidegger hums 'phenomena' on sesame street.

GMTV

Quote from: Cuellar on April 25, 2019, 09:09:12 PM
'Unexpected item in shagging area'

Machines in Morrisons say "surprising item in bagging area". No idea why they felt the need to make the change.

bigfatheart

Dave and Incel Collins

petril

Quote from: GMTV on April 26, 2019, 06:20:01 PM
Machines in Morrisons say "surprising item in bagging area". No idea why they felt the need to make the change.

"please insert your card into Eddi Reader"

Ferris

Sitcom about a postman starring Norman Mailer as "The Postie"

Dex Sawash



Member that fellow what drank poison at the hague?


Cuellar


Dex Sawash


Poohcocks, game played on a bridge somehow

pancreas

Quote from: Dex Sawash on May 08, 2019, 11:57:47 AM
Poohcocks, game played on a bridge somehow

It's just like poohsticks but you lop off your penis and toss that in. Not a game you can play twice, but no doubt hilarious fun while it lasts.

Dex Sawash

I should've made a thread, I reckon

THE GREAT BRITISH MENU BUT ALL OF THE DISHES ARE SOUP BOWLS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH TEPID SEMEN

Cuellar

Dr Oetkerpuss v Spudderman

Norton Canes

I'VE NIGHTMARED MYSELF

Ferris

An elephant that always forgets

Dex Sawash

there is arroz in spanish harlem

Sebastian Cobb


rasta-spouse


Geoff Capes, Wears Capes, Flys



Spoon of Ploff

A shop that sells overstretched Armstrongs