Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 30600 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #660 on: May 11, 2019, 02:07:48 AM »
Having a sleep, but in a gay way

chveik

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #661 on: May 11, 2019, 01:26:17 PM »
wanking-crying emojis

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #662 on: May 13, 2019, 01:24:03 AM »
The Wonderful World of Craig David!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #663 on: May 14, 2019, 12:29:14 PM »
Alexander Graham Bellend

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #664 on: May 14, 2019, 01:03:06 PM »
Protein whips

International goblin delivery

Sat Bains builds a wall of onions

A bee hive that only makes reggae reggae sauce

"I just punched my biological father unconscious"

Matel's Frank Butcher's car lot insurance fire playset

Kickstarter for getting Noel Edmonds to release his morning breath as a cologne

Observing your girlfriend's infidelity at a subatomic level

Having to do the Iditarod in your pants and vest

Gothic Zippy

"I'm living in a crypt in the Mendips licking creme de menthe off a coffin lid"

Brain Eno, the Energy Drink

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #665 on: May 14, 2019, 01:06:29 PM »
^far too many ideas, banned.

seepage

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #666 on: May 14, 2019, 01:45:14 PM »
Observing your girlfriend's infidelity at a subatomic level

It's both in and out until you open the door.

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #667 on: May 14, 2019, 01:47:30 PM »
Glans Christian Andersen

Rizla

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #668 on: May 14, 2019, 01:50:54 PM »
Itchy Poo Cark by the Small Faeces

Phil Collins likes chips. No Jacket Potato Required.

Shh, Doreen's having her chlorine.

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #669 on: May 17, 2019, 02:09:03 PM »
a rapper made entirely of shit called Lil Nug

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #670 on: May 17, 2019, 04:56:51 PM »
Sesame Street but it’s on an island now

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #671 on: May 18, 2019, 09:57:55 AM »
Needs work

yea i dont really know what i was going for here, sorry

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #672 on: May 18, 2019, 09:58:35 AM »
Glans Christian Andersen

YES. perfect post. fits this thread like water in a puddle

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #673 on: May 18, 2019, 10:05:27 AM »

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #674 on: May 18, 2019, 11:29:47 AM »
Film about plane transporting a load of Irish female prisoners who seize the controls and the hero has to subdue them all by performing oral sex on them.

Con Aer Lingus

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #675 on: May 18, 2019, 09:48:46 PM »
That recent Sandra Bollocks film where if people look outside they commit suicide except instead of committing suicide they pinch their genitals until it is just starting to hurt but not quite. 

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #676 on: May 18, 2019, 10:05:38 PM »
Taglines for crematoriums

”You make ‘em, we bake ‘em!”

”You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em!

”A third one!”

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #677 on: May 18, 2019, 10:20:14 PM »
get bent

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #678 on: May 18, 2019, 10:43:45 PM »
stone cold steve asprin

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #679 on: May 18, 2019, 11:54:48 PM »
Barry Acorns.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #680 on: May 19, 2019, 09:53:27 AM »
a twat walking around

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #681 on: May 19, 2019, 10:01:42 AM »
A potato

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #682 on: May 19, 2019, 11:24:50 AM »
Kentish newspapers

Pingers

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #683 on: May 19, 2019, 01:28:10 PM »
Samantha Janus marries Michael J. Fox and changes her name to Samantha J. Anus

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #684 on: May 19, 2019, 02:35:54 PM »
the word-of-mouth paella that made its way across an isthmus

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #685 on: May 19, 2019, 06:20:24 PM »
Toilet brush on draining rack in HMO

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #686 on: May 19, 2019, 07:39:45 PM »
A super hero called the silent H. Don't know what her super powers are though.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #687 on: May 19, 2019, 08:37:31 PM »
something well known in popular culture, e.g. A FILM, but with bumming or chimpanzees or perhaps both of those things.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #688 on: May 19, 2019, 08:38:28 PM »
Star Wars but everyone is in wheelchairs

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #689 on: May 20, 2019, 12:47:26 AM »
A super hero called the silent H. Don't know what her super powers are though.

she stoves peoples faces in with a hammer.

technically not a super power, but are you going to explain that to her?