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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Nall I got
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(All Creatures Great and) Small I got
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2 (14.3%)
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Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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the cool shoeshine
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Total Members Voted: 14

Ferris

Having a sleep, but in a gay way

chveik

wanking-crying emojis

Ferris

The Wonderful World of Craig David!

the

Alexander Graham Bellend

Gregory Torso

Protein whips

International goblin delivery

Sat Bains builds a wall of onions

A bee hive that only makes reggae reggae sauce

"I just punched my biological father unconscious"

Matel's Frank Butcher's car lot insurance fire playset

Kickstarter for getting Noel Edmonds to release his morning breath as a cologne

Observing your girlfriend's infidelity at a subatomic level

Having to do the Iditarod in your pants and vest

Gothic Zippy

"I'm living in a crypt in the Mendips licking creme de menthe off a coffin lid"

Brain Eno, the Energy Drink

Ferris

^far too many ideas, banned.

seepage

Quote from: Gregory Torso on May 14, 2019, 01:03:06 PM
Observing your girlfriend's infidelity at a subatomic level

It's both in and out until you open the door.

Chollis

Glans Christian Andersen

Rizla

Itchy Poo Cark by the Small Faeces

Phil Collins likes chips. No Jacket Potato Required.

Shh, Doreen's having her chlorine.

Chollis

a rapper made entirely of shit called Lil Nug

Ferris

Sesame Street but it's on an island now

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Cuellar on March 26, 2019, 11:12:13 PM
Needs work

yea i dont really know what i was going for here, sorry

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Chollis on May 14, 2019, 01:47:30 PM
Glans Christian Andersen

YES. perfect post. fits this thread like water in a puddle

PlanktonSideburns


alan nagsworth

Film about plane transporting a load of Irish female prisoners who seize the controls and the hero has to subdue them all by performing oral sex on them.

Con Aer Lingus

Tactile Uncle

That recent Sandra Bollocks film where if people look outside they commit suicide except instead of committing suicide they pinch their genitals until it is just starting to hurt but not quite. 

Ferris

Taglines for crematoriums

"You make 'em, we bake 'em!"

"You kill 'em, we grill 'em!

"A third one!"


PlanktonSideburns

stone cold steve asprin

Sebastian Cobb


rasta-spouse

a twat walking around



Pingers

Samantha Janus marries Michael J. Fox and changes her name to Samantha J. Anus

rasta-spouse

the word-of-mouth paella that made its way across an isthmus

Tactile Uncle

Toilet brush on draining rack in HMO

Spoon of Ploff

A super hero called the silent H. Don't know what her super powers are though.

Gregory Torso

something well known in popular culture, e.g. A FILM, but with bumming or chimpanzees or perhaps both of those things.

Gregory Torso

Star Wars but everyone is in wheelchairs

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on May 19, 2019, 07:39:45 PM
A super hero called the silent H. Don't know what her super powers are though.

she stoves peoples faces in with a hammer.

technically not a super power, but are you going to explain that to her?