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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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(Timothy) Spall I got  
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Fall-ah! I got-AH!
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Total Members Voted: 14

Ferris

Who fancies an argument then? Go on, try me!

rasta-spouse

Your dog still looks like the same dog, yet you know it's different.


a duncandisorderly

Quote from: rasta-spouse on May 20, 2019, 07:41:20 AM
Your dog still looks like the same dog, yet you know it's different.

>phillip k dick considers writing for kids<

rasta-spouse


keeping track of a specific jackdaw

chveik

the next generation of chins

pancreas


rasta-spouse

60-pence car wash on the Isle of Man, what the fuck is that on the ceiling tho?

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: rasta-spouse on May 20, 2019, 06:43:19 PM
60-pence car wash on the Isle of Man, what the fuck is that on the ceiling tho?

clarkson's spaff.

kittens

why is thing from addam's family called thing. do they not know what it is. the word is 'hand'.

pancreas

Yes, also 'Cousin It' should be 'Cousin Hairy'.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

June Shartpong


That's it. No expansion on the concept or attempt to use it in anything else. That's all I got.

rasta-spouse

an episode of Roseanne by any other name

Ferris

@TheDabForecast

Just tweets out poorly photoshopped images of celebrities dabbing, with a rating (and meteorological description) underneath.

Prince Charles "light drizzle, 4/10"

Etc etc


The Historic Building - a project for an area where there are no historic buildings for the local kids to experience. 

Organise a fundraiser to go down the builders' merchants to buy breeze blocks and prefabricated roofing panels for the Historic Building.  Erect Historic Building. Local populace can now experience an authentic Historic Building.  Sit back and await the plaudits.

pancreas

Yoga. Saying hello to Ga.

Ferris

Appliance Wars: Clash of the Kitchenware.

Tonight - kettle vs toasted sandwich maker.

Two appliances will enter. Only one will leave.

rasta-spouse

Cloud Paxman - a transition where an image of Paxman's face is fading out over an image of a cirrus cluster fading in

a duncandisorderly

paxman plays pacman.

tries to beat sue lawley's high score. ninety-minute episodes, weeknights, in place of 'newsnight'.

he makes all the noises with his own mouth. his face is painted yellow.

[edit- oh for fuck's sake....]

https://www.dailysquat.com/jeremy-paxman-pacman/

rasta-spouse

Woody Guthrie Farsi google auto-translate

Captain Z

We put the 'admin' into 'badminton'.

rasta-spouse

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on May 20, 2019, 09:22:46 PM
@TheDabForecast

I need to cash in on the dab stuff.

Pinter's the dab waiter, tense restaurant where waiter comes holding the plates in a "dab" position - maybe the sommelier could do something like this also related to drill music?

pancreas


Gregory Torso

grass hoppits
bee keepits
hammer-it sharks


Gregory Torso

Adrian Chiles the board game

Tactile Uncle

Danny Dyer's Fanny Dryer

pancreas

Quote from: Tactile Uncle on May 21, 2019, 07:49:27 PM
Danny Dyer's Fanny Dryer

Like a Dyson sponsorship arrangement?

pancreas

Quote from: Gregory Torso on May 21, 2019, 06:52:12 PM
Adrian Chiles the board game

Darling, that's not all you got, that's a pitch.

Government's Pies - the legend written on the side of a secret surveillance van disguised as a bakery delivery van.

Grismont Pissforks, an imprint of Harper Collins.