That's all I got

[pancreas]

People pinning up posters of missing cartons of milk on school notice boards.

Pictures of Thatcher as potential culprit.


Sorry i've ruined your semi idea.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Chris Isaak's Wicked Game played on some very loud speakers

Made me laugh

[rasta-spouse]

Parsley: Live at the O2

[chveik]

Clickbait Cliff

[rasta-spouse]

Time Trumpet style footage splicing. The HIGNFY writers' room but instead of a table they're sitting around Kim Jong Il's bulletproof glass casket passing notes.

But -look closely- it's not Kim Jong Il in the coffin, it's Richard Ingrams. 

[kittens]

a reggae song like 'you got to legalise it' but it's about like murder or shaggin kids or somethin

[pancreas]

cheese on toast machine

[seepage]

cheese on toast machine

these are available already, although the current model only works with Brie. But you like Brie, don't you?

[Cuellar]

A Nando

[Pingers]

A reality TV show where they get people (it's blokes though really, isn't it) who are always criticising people like football managers and transport managers and reckon they could easily do a better job, and they get them to do it for a bit and they're shit at it. Called "Go On Then, You Fat Mouthy Cunt"

[Spoon of Ploff]

unscrambling an egg... live on television. implements are allowed. cash prizes to be won

[rasta-spouse]

A Jutes Journay-nay. The Jutes are an Iron Age tribe who settled in Britain and the Nay Nay is a hip hop dance move

[pancreas]

CCTV cameras spying on people getting bored until they start wanking. Paddy Power the official bookmaker.

[Ferris]

A new sort of pillow but it's either a bit softer or less soft than current pillows.

[pancreas]

what about pillows made out of sheep on ketamine

[Ferris]

what about pillows made out of sheep on ketamine

Let's pitch it to the Dragons and see what they say

[Lordofthefiles]

Couples Handbags.

The same as her normal handbag but bigger so it'll fit my sunglasses and shit in it - she still carries it though.

[Pingers]

Lord of the Onion Rings

[petril]

The Boy With Michael Dorn On His Side, in case Willie Thorne isn't interested

[Spoon of Ploff]

Celebrities relive those times when they found some spare change they didn't realise they had. Includes detailed reconstuctions with an appropriately emotionaly charged soundtrack.

[Lordofthefiles]

"Pictures of Willy"

Pete Townsend takes us on a nostalgic trip down Random-Access-Memory lane with a sixteen part series exploring his downloaded image archive.

[rasta-spouse]

After staring at a photograph of a Tibetan sherpa from the 1900s titled Himanshu for too long you are haunted by, not only the spirits of all the shellfish and flightless birds you have destroyed throughout your life, but also a metaphysical dog that may or may not be leaving scratchmarks on the rabbit hutch

[Pingers]

^ this is great

[ZoyzaSorris]

McGonads. That's literally all I got.

[pancreas]

Cocktail bar for millenials where the ingredients are all anti-depressants.

[Gregory Torso]

Dog turd no

[Gregory Torso]

Dog turd who

[Gregory Torso]

Is there a dog turd in the house

[Lordofthefiles]

Dog turd, dog turd, gimme the poos, I got a bad case of loving poo.

[alan nagsworth]

Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Game show where the main event is seeing how many coins you can fit in your mouth.

Host tbc