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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

pancreas

When MRI scanning goes wrong.

Pacemakers ripped out, dentures flying all over the place etc.

alan nagsworth

I've got this catchphrase I've been mucking about with for years now. Never quite found the right venture for it, but I'm fairly confident that it can be applied across a number of products. If anyone wants it, please feel free, but credit me if you use it. Here it is:

"Trust me, it always works."

alan nagsworth

Also got this one for the Amsterdam tourism board:

(Spoken in a Danish accent)

"Amshterdam. Where it'sh alwaysh 4/20."

seepage

I had a bad habit of saying 'let'sch do zthish!', then I heard the Dutch logistics director say it for real. So proud.

pancreas


Ferris

Quote from: pancreas on June 29, 2019, 11:52:58 AM
Alter[c]ation Service

If you knew anything about branding like me or Lord Sugar, you'd call it Dial-a-Fight

non capisco

Quote from: alan nagsworth on June 29, 2019, 09:53:54 AM
I've got this catchphrase I've been mucking about with for years now. Never quite found the right venture for it, but I'm fairly confident that it can be applied across a number of products. If anyone wants it, please feel free, but credit me if you use it. Here it is:

"Trust me, it always works."

My catchphrase is "Don't fret, fans, I'm here!"

ZoyzaSorris

Porky Drillers Ltd - Erotic Demolition
On the side of a van for some reason

alan nagsworth

Andy Circus

Loads of Gollum impersonators called Andy under the big top. One night only.

alan nagsworth

Quote from: non capisco on June 29, 2019, 02:43:25 PM
My catchphrase is "Don't fret, fans, I'm here!"

You sound like you've got the blind moxie it takes to run this company. I'll rub the keys round first thing tomorrow.

edit: uhh i mean run the keys hahah

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: ZoyzaSorris on June 29, 2019, 09:34:21 PM
Porky Drillers Ltd - Erotic Demolition
On the side of a van for some reason

Might marker pen that on a white van one day

Stoneage Dinosaurs

London airports:

Glansted
Sheathgrow
Fatdick
Lubedong
London Spitty
Southend

GMTV

Only fools and horses - the sky's the limit part 2

Uncle Albert pouring over the wreckage, everyone pulling together for the rescue efforts, etc etc.

I wish I had more in me to flesh it out, but i don't.

Cuellar

The Jimi Hendrix Girlfriend Experience

zomgmouse

What if instead of brushing your teeth you'd be crushing your teeth

zomgmouse

INTERACT WITH A SQUID

Hello squid how are you doing

Squid: flabadabadlabaflaba

Oh that's great squid what's new

Squid: flablablablabl

Wow amazing nice one squiddy mate yeah

Squid: flablabladababablabl

pancreas

Johnny's Johnnies. Pre-loved condom shop.

rasta-spouse

Newman & Celery: Live at Wembly*



*protip: to find this amusing you have to realtime re-vis the entire 60m concert vid: Rob doing his bits, then all of Baddiel's bits but instead of him, right, a moist stick of emerald green celery silently standing in the West London air being "laughed" at (and with) by a capacity crowd.



zomgmouse

Paracetamolly

A drug woman

PlanktonSideburns


zomgmouse


Spoon of Ploff

A documentary where they follow the progress of laughter from the moment its harvested to the point where it leaves the canning factory. A local farmer laments the poor state of the crop in recent years due to pesky climate change and green fly.


Cuellar

Being 'cucked' by Megan Rapinoe

Lordofthefiles

"Suggs To Be You"

The Madness frontman stars in a behind-the-scenes documentary following production meetings, rehearsals, and the lead up to a TV show, where he will play you (yes, You) in a 'Synecdoche, New York' style mind-destroying conceptual piece that starts broadcasting, in perpetuity, early next year.



"Suggs Life"

The inverse of the previous show, to run concurrently, where you play the part of Suggs in "Suggs To Be You" until the universe implodes.


Dex Sawash


Martin Scouses- from Liverpool, not sure if he makes films or whatever

Fishfinger

Instead of "jumping the shark" you have "hanging the child", being the point where you stop attending public executions, because it's really gotten a bit much.

batwings


pancreas


batwings

Going To Tampa With The Kids

Ill-advised Florida-based family sitcom.


zomgmouse

Bill Fences, the sad older brother of Bill Gates