That's all I got

[Cuellar]

Where's the thread about things that sound like they should be in clowne but aren't? Because I've found one:

Glenelg High School

[ZoyzaSorris]

The Brexit Suicides
It's just a title, could be a musical or something

[ZoyzaSorris]

Get in Gravesend

Heartwarming array of diverse teams race across the country to be the first to bury themselves alive within the city limits of a north west Kent commuter town.

[pancreas]

Dog egg & spoon race

[Ferris]

Dog egg & spoon race

This is very good.

[zomgmouse]

Ted Buddy. The nice murderer. Your pal who kills.

[Lordofthefiles]

"Steamy Widows"

Exactly the same format as Loose Women but set in a sauna.
A seemingly endless array of perma-tanned harridans tell tales of "what-a-set-of-bastads-men-are" while they wonder, blankeyed, as to the reasons for ALL of their husbands' suicides.


Theme tune: Saxaphone version of Tina Turner's hit song of a similar name.

[batwings]

Reality show: put Russ Abbot in charge of a mental hospital.
(name to be determined).

[a duncandisorderly]

"Steamy Widows"

Exactly the same format as Loose Women but set in a sauna.
A seemingly endless array of perma-tanned harridans tell tales of "what-a-set-of-bastads-men-are" while they wonder, blankeyed, as to the reasons for ALL of their husbands' suicides.


Theme tune: Saxaphone version of Tina Turner's hit song of a similar name.

but sung by stevie winwood.

[zomgmouse]

A cum ladle

[pancreas]

A cum ladle

Normal sized, or what?

[zomgmouse]

Normal sized, or what?

Yes, it is a regular-sized ladle but it is used for cum

[The Bumlord]

Automatic Anus

[zomgmouse]

Piddle machine

[Fishfinger]

TV show: Premises, Promises.

Probably about property.

Or maybe two Greek mythological heroes who are titular. Sure, I guess they could fight crime. That wouldn't be a problem.

[Fishfinger]

CaB posts, but read by William Shatner doing one of his overly earnest and emphatic spoken word things. What's great is, not only do you get to have that, but you also do all the work. I mean, because it's conceptual.

[Fishfinger]

Using a fox tail for those hard to reach cobwebbed places.

[Fishfinger]

Instead of tins of beans, what about beans of tins?

[zomgmouse]

The gift returns reality television show where you watch people trying to return unwanted gifts

Susan got a coat that she says was too big but really it fits fine she just thinks it's ugly and her mother has no taste in fashion

Billy's dad got the wrong Pokémon figurine

Ellen would like to swap the DVD of The Virgin Suicides for a Blu-ray copy with director's commentary

[Chollis]

Gary and the Argonauts

[pancreas]

'Are you there, God? It's me, Cunt.'

[drummersaredeaf]

Henmania. Tim does some things with chickens one week and eggs the next.

[Ferris]

"Oi mate - you lookin' at my turd?"

[zomgmouse]

Busy busy busy, haha

[Gregory Torso]

Honey, I buttered my lungs.

[jake thunder]

A Star Is Korn

[Spoon of Ploff]

Stem cells: juvenile flowers behind bars.

[zomgmouse]

Clingy film (emotionally)

[Ferris]

Scissors, but specifically for hair.

[Lordofthefiles]

"Goody-Goody-Cumdrops"

Surprisingly bitter fare from the Haribo aisle in Morrisons.