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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #870 on: July 17, 2019, 06:58:46 PM »
frotting attachments for electric toothbrushes.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #871 on: July 17, 2019, 07:48:33 PM »
An electric toothbrush IS a frotting attachment

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #872 on: July 18, 2019, 12:54:56 AM »
If you like creamy lasagne
And godly portions of chips
Don't get your food from a van, yah
Unless you like sloppy shits

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #873 on: July 18, 2019, 10:05:14 AM »
Korn In The USA - Live in '99

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #874 on: July 18, 2019, 10:09:35 AM »
Honey, I buttered the postman.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #875 on: July 18, 2019, 11:18:52 AM »
furniture that is in places it might not ideally be

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #876 on: July 18, 2019, 11:21:17 AM »
Honey, I reupholstered the sofa.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #877 on: July 18, 2019, 11:21:29 AM »
Canal-boating with Craig David

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #878 on: July 18, 2019, 11:26:16 AM »
Honey, I dissected the children's guinea pigs.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #879 on: July 18, 2019, 11:26:45 AM »
A poem/song about Barack Obama

Barack Obama
He like your mama
He take your mama
To the drama

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #880 on: July 18, 2019, 11:27:43 AM »
Honey, I....

I'm sorry

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #881 on: July 18, 2019, 11:51:53 AM »
Honey, I Colony Collapse Disordered the Bees

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #882 on: July 18, 2019, 11:55:51 AM »
Honey, I raped a bee hive

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #883 on: July 18, 2019, 01:42:55 PM »

Pipe balm; you flush it behind a particularly difficult curry poo. Ahhh

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #884 on: July 18, 2019, 02:48:59 PM »
LIMP OR NOT

you are given things and you have to rate them as "limp or not"

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #885 on: July 18, 2019, 02:57:07 PM »
LIMP OR NOT

you are given things and you have to rate them as "limp or not"

Item 1: a biscuit.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #886 on: July 18, 2019, 03:30:52 PM »
Item 1: a biscuit.

NOT

caveat: unless dunked in liquid

Fuck it I'm making the thread

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #887 on: July 18, 2019, 03:45:42 PM »
A four piece called 'Legend and the Garys'.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #888 on: July 19, 2019, 07:51:04 PM »
The wizard of goatsea

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #889 on: July 19, 2019, 08:12:00 PM »
Anal Sextet: especially pedantic jazz ensemble

Anal SexTet Offensive: Vietnam war re-enactment society where shooting is replaced with bumming

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #890 on: July 19, 2019, 10:43:18 PM »
Stephen King’s Morrissey

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #891 on: July 20, 2019, 02:52:33 PM »
Busey in the Sky with Diamonds


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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #892 on: July 20, 2019, 02:54:22 PM »
Optical Delusions: A group of top scientists led by a Richard Dawkins lookalike try to convince people that there's nothing funny going on in a series of ordinary photographs.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #893 on: July 21, 2019, 03:08:11 AM »
Bananas in places they shouldn't be

1. A drainpipe

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #894 on: July 28, 2019, 08:23:33 AM »
Television Savalas

Sometimes Film Savalas

Never Radio Savalas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #895 on: July 29, 2019, 02:58:46 PM »
It's Iranian men, Allahu Akbar it's Iranian men, Inshallah

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #896 on: July 29, 2019, 03:12:48 PM »
Ayatollah ya face

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #897 on: July 29, 2019, 04:14:09 PM »
ba-dum... ba-dum... balab.bala....    yeah?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #898 on: July 29, 2019, 04:22:47 PM »
MAINS ADAPTOR, Q.C.



ITV1 at 9pm

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #899 on: July 30, 2019, 07:10:33 AM »
Lemongrass
Limegrass
Orangegrass
Kiwigrass
Applegrass

Yes it's naming your grass after different kinds of fruit time, starting with citrus