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Howj Begg

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #90 on: March 02, 2018, 04:57:08 PM »
Legende Helmut

Gary's dickish Teutonic cousin. Much more smug and self-satisfied.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #91 on: March 02, 2018, 10:23:25 PM »
Burt Bread: Bakery Detective

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #92 on: March 03, 2018, 03:48:20 PM »
Gapes on a plane

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #93 on: March 03, 2018, 06:07:01 PM »
Ladies and gentlemen, the four dumpings.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #94 on: March 03, 2018, 06:53:10 PM »
DAD FUCKERZ 2002: XTREME DAD COCKZ

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #95 on: March 03, 2018, 10:31:31 PM »
Rolling Chunder

doppelkorn

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #96 on: March 04, 2018, 02:59:29 AM »
Rapper called Campy-Lo Beavoir

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #97 on: March 06, 2018, 10:05:52 PM »
I wanna start a thread about non-comedy performers who would have made good comedy actors. Dave Grohl is mine, but I cba doing a thread with pictures and words etc. Just had to get it off my chest. 'kinell

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2018, 12:07:24 AM »
Amos and Andy, but it’s Anus and Andy.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2018, 10:19:24 AM »
The SAS go back in time to stop the SAS from ending the siege at the Iranian embassy for some important reasons.
But which SAS will win?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2018, 02:26:37 PM »
Tin of peas my lord, tin of peas.
Tin of wolves my lord, win of wolves.
Tin of socks, my lord, tin of socks.
Oh lord, bim bim bim.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #101 on: March 07, 2018, 06:53:54 PM »
The SAS go back in time to stop the SAS from ending the siege at the Iranian embassy for some important reasons.
But which SAS will win?

An angry Michael Heseltine picks up the phone: Get me the SAS... no the other SAS

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #102 on: March 08, 2018, 06:07:18 PM »
in response to panc's request for me to put a bit more work into my posts:

Wok Out With Your Cock Out


Controversial channel five cooking show, - Ken Hom describes it as a

'Shameful moment of madness during a very difficult period in my life [....] we all make mistakes, but some of us make those mistakes live on national television at 4:30 in the morning in exchange for an indoor swimming pool, so i guess its like swings and roundabouts really Eamon'

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #103 on: March 08, 2018, 06:11:47 PM »
i would also like to say that i did a quick google for any potential Chinese cooking utensils who's name rhymed with parts of the female anatomy, to avoid any potential allegations sexual negligence of  but i looked up and saw my reflection in the mirror, and was too depressed to continue

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #104 on: March 08, 2018, 06:24:55 PM »
Sexual Negligence

long forgotten 1992 collaboration between La Monte Young and Sting. It was basically just the sound one of those toy drinking birds plucking away at a lute, with the sound of La Monte Young taking a shower recorded from the end of a hallway. Young claims his contribution was recorded without his permission by record company stooges

not even been uploaded to youtube

definitely one for the terrible album covers thread:


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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #105 on: March 08, 2018, 06:25:46 PM »
i mean, you might hate those ideas pancreas, but you cant argue that they would have at least taken a bit longer than my usual output to type

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #106 on: March 08, 2018, 09:03:04 PM »
i mean, you might hate those ideas pancreas, but you cant argue that they would have at least taken a bit longer than my usual output to type

I think they are wonderful, in fact. I might even have given you karma, if I had any.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #107 on: March 09, 2018, 05:24:22 PM »
www dot eastenders dot cotton

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #108 on: March 09, 2018, 05:29:20 PM »
Twunt Findler: Pet Detective

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #109 on: March 10, 2018, 10:19:46 AM »
'it was one of those gob on your own nob places'

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #110 on: March 10, 2018, 02:53:14 PM »
You’re once, twice, three tiiimes Tom Brady.

And I looooove you.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2018, 04:25:09 AM »
Third eye Iaiin, converts to hinduism.  Something about his chakras or shiva, maybe.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #112 on: March 11, 2018, 06:08:54 PM »
Haukland Scrumsfeld, the Blistered Bastard of West Bromley.

All I had was just him speaking like Vincent Price with a mouth full of quim, spittling gozz with every harsh letter and pronouncing his B's and P's like Rowan Atkinson, and probably being a nazi.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2018, 02:35:11 PM »
The Fuckits:  Muppets that can't be arsed. Piece of cloth with an eye on it. Don't even have different voices.


ABBAtoir. I dunno. 4 Swedish butchers harmonising into a blood sink.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #114 on: March 15, 2018, 03:34:38 PM »
Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2018, 06:38:13 PM »
An alternative to SubWay: DomWay.

The staff are not passive, and they don’t give a fuck what you want in your sandwich you pathetic worm.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2018, 10:40:50 PM »
Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

I've seen that pub, too! Unless it's a mysterious chain of case-altering clubhouses.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2018, 10:42:18 PM »
There’s a few of them about. One in Sutton Coldfield if memory serves

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2018, 10:44:33 PM »
Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

Are you Elton John?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #119 on: March 16, 2018, 06:05:20 AM »