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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

Howj Begg

Legende Helmut

Gary's dickish Teutonic cousin. Much more smug and self-satisfied.

Custard

Burt Bread: Bakery Detective

spamwangler


Dannyhood91

Ladies and gentlemen, the four dumpings.

DAD FUCKERZ 2002: XTREME DAD COCKZ

Custard


doppelkorn

Rapper called Campy-Lo Beavoir

doppelkorn

I wanna start a thread about non-comedy performers who would have made good comedy actors. Dave Grohl is mine, but I cba doing a thread with pictures and words etc. Just had to get it off my chest. 'kinell

Ferris

Amos and Andy, but it's Anus and Andy.

Spoon of Ploff

The SAS go back in time to stop the SAS from ending the siege at the Iranian embassy for some important reasons.
But which SAS will win?

doppelkorn

Tin of peas my lord, tin of peas.
Tin of wolves my lord, win of wolves.
Tin of socks, my lord, tin of socks.
Oh lord, bim bim bim.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on March 07, 2018, 10:19:24 AM
The SAS go back in time to stop the SAS from ending the siege at the Iranian embassy for some important reasons.
But which SAS will win?

An angry Michael Heseltine picks up the phone: Get me the SAS... no the other SAS

spamwangler

in response to panc's request for me to put a bit more work into my posts:

Wok Out With Your Cock Out


Controversial channel five cooking show, - Ken Hom describes it as a

'Shameful moment of madness during a very difficult period in my life [....] we all make mistakes, but some of us make those mistakes live on national television at 4:30 in the morning in exchange for an indoor swimming pool, so i guess its like swings and roundabouts really Eamon'

spamwangler

i would also like to say that i did a quick google for any potential Chinese cooking utensils who's name rhymed with parts of the female anatomy, to avoid any potential allegations sexual negligence of  but i looked up and saw my reflection in the mirror, and was too depressed to continue

spamwangler

Sexual Negligence

long forgotten 1992 collaboration between La Monte Young and Sting. It was basically just the sound one of those toy drinking birds plucking away at a lute, with the sound of La Monte Young taking a shower recorded from the end of a hallway. Young claims his contribution was recorded without his permission by record company stooges

not even been uploaded to youtube

definitely one for the terrible album covers thread:


spamwangler

i mean, you might hate those ideas pancreas, but you cant argue that they would have at least taken a bit longer than my usual output to type

pancreas

Quote from: spamwangler on March 08, 2018, 06:25:46 PM
i mean, you might hate those ideas pancreas, but you cant argue that they would have at least taken a bit longer than my usual output to type

I think they are wonderful, in fact. I might even have given you karma, if I had any.

kittens

www dot eastenders dot cotton

H-O-W-L

Twunt Findler: Pet Detective

spamwangler

'it was one of those gob on your own nob places'

Ferris

You're once, twice, three tiiimes Tom Brady.

And I looooove you.

Dex Sawash

Third eye Iaiin, converts to hinduism.  Something about his chakras or shiva, maybe.

H-O-W-L

Haukland Scrumsfeld, the Blistered Bastard of West Bromley.

All I had was just him speaking like Vincent Price with a mouth full of quim, spittling gozz with every harsh letter and pronouncing his B's and P's like Rowan Atkinson, and probably being a nazi.

Gregory Torso

The Fuckits:  Muppets that can't be arsed. Piece of cloth with an eye on it. Don't even have different voices.


ABBAtoir. I dunno. 4 Swedish butchers harmonising into a blood sink.

Spoon of Ploff

Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

Ferris

An alternative to SubWay: DomWay.

The staff are not passive, and they don't give a fuck what you want in your sandwich you pathetic worm.

Gregory Torso

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on March 15, 2018, 03:34:38 PM
Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

I've seen that pub, too! Unless it's a mysterious chain of case-altering clubhouses.

Ferris

There's a few of them about. One in Sutton Coldfield if memory serves

thraxx

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on March 15, 2018, 03:34:38 PM
Saw a pub called 'The Case Is Altered' today.

That's got to be worth something.

Are you Elton John?