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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

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Total Members Voted: 14

batwings

That pub landlord bloke and Barry from Eastenders host a pub quiz on Quest.



pancreas


zomgmouse

Medical flavoured biscuits

Chollis


I've gone loopy for belt loops!

Realpolitik vs. Totaalvoetbal

dr_christian_troy

Condoms that disintegrate when you throw them onto soil

pancreas

Quote from: dr_christian_troy on July 31, 2019, 04:19:38 PM
Condoms that disintegrate when you throw them onto soil

Or explode?

Bombdoms?

dr_christian_troy

Quote from: pancreas on July 31, 2019, 04:28:55 PM
Or explode?

Bombdoms?

I saw a used condom left on the side of a window at a train station and I thought "it would be great if they dissolved when separated from body parts post-coitus, or if when thrown onto a surface they just dissolved so I wouldn't have to be reminded of how lonely I am while someone is having a fuck at a train station."

zomgmouse

Or if you blow one up like a balloon and it explodes it might be a poppadom

dr_christian_troy

Quote from: zomgmouse on August 01, 2019, 01:03:24 AM
Or if you blow one up like a balloon and it explodes it might be a poppadom

Don't tell the Vatican though.

POPPADOM PREACH

zomgmouse



alan nagsworth

Goatye

That singer Gotye but his arsehole is stretched and gaping six inches wide at all times - music videos, live shows, day to day life, the lot


Gregory Torso

Had a dream last night about two hip hop artists called THUNDERING DAFFY and CASH MUMMY.

zomgmouse

Blahblahaika, a balalaika that spouts gibberish when you pluck the strings

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on August 04, 2019, 03:47:28 PM
Hover beards.

Could be 2 series and a Christmas special if we get the right studios involved

pancreas

Ladanarama. Shop owned by the Lad Bible.

zomgmouse

Beth heads. People addicted to Beth

alan nagsworth


dr_christian_troy

Notes for incomplete jokes I've found on my phone:

Welsh rarebit - Bugs Bunny (accent)

Stab Stab Chicken (certain parts of London)

Tic-tac in urethra - being thoughtful for blowjob outcome

Retrosexual (I remember having sex once)

Bungalow Cheese

Beer Grylls (fermented piss, emaciated while pumped dry on a boat)

Diabetic sugar daddy

Quornhub (porn site for vegetarians)

Ska-themed restuarant (would you like to see The Specials?)

Squatting over a mirror to see what your own farts like

Being single long enough to be grateful for the company an STD can bring

Kinky Greek cheese lover (fetashist)

Narcissistic meme culture (it's all meme meme meme meme meme)

pancreas



dr_christian_troy

Bertie Basset racist (takes all sorts)

touchingcloth


Van Morrison's Morrison's van (formerly known as Van Morrison's Safeway van).

zomgmouse


zomgmouse


Chollis