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touchingcloth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #960 on: August 17, 2019, 10:30:09 AM »
Comedians, Incas, Getting Coffee

When I watched the Eddie Murphy episode I started to think that Jerry should do one with Cosby: Comedians (Incarcerated) Getting Coffee.

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #961 on: August 17, 2019, 02:24:18 PM »
"Remember you're a womble"

Wake up one morning, feeling pretty good about what the day ahead may yield. Walk into the bathroom, look in the mirror, oh fucking hell that's right I'm a womble. Day ruined.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #962 on: August 17, 2019, 04:53:30 PM »
When I watched the Eddie Murphy episode

Comedians in cars gettin dat AIDS on they lips

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #963 on: August 17, 2019, 05:01:15 PM »
Meaux Salah

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #964 on: August 18, 2019, 01:51:06 AM »
etch-a-sketch thread where you make ASCII drawings

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #965 on: August 18, 2019, 02:38:06 AM »
How do you know if a sperm whale has been by when you were out?


He'll leave a note under the whale cum mat

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #966 on: August 18, 2019, 10:47:57 PM »
Comedians in Cardiff getting coffee

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #967 on: August 18, 2019, 10:59:16 PM »
"Fuckers Luck"

The Grange Hill revival/reimagining continues apace with the latest iteration in the late night alternate universe set series.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #968 on: August 19, 2019, 12:44:13 AM »
“The Penis of Dorian Gray”(18)

It’s master, a handsome lad, stays curiously untouched by time, whilst the titular Penis itself becomes wrinkled, distended, slovenly, and white of fur as the years tick by.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #969 on: August 19, 2019, 01:03:52 AM »
Comedians in Cardiff getting coffee

Comedians in Caracas getting coffee

chveik

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #970 on: August 19, 2019, 01:06:18 AM »
comedians in car parks getting coffee

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #971 on: August 19, 2019, 01:41:04 AM »
Comedians in cardigans getting coffee

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #972 on: August 19, 2019, 02:40:25 AM »
Trebu-chez-moi

Not sure about the hyphenation, but it's a trebuchet on top of my place. The sound might go budoing. Has to be a bit French, otherwise people won't get it. Pay me to live in France with a trebuchet on the roof. Then try and get me out. I will sue you and/or launch you into a distant dune for YouTube views and monetisation.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #973 on: August 19, 2019, 03:08:21 AM »
Ménage-a-trebuchet-trois

As above, but with shagging

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #974 on: August 19, 2019, 03:42:26 AM »
Trebu-shit

A catapult for faeces

Trebek-chet

A catapult where you have to provide the ammunition that will eventually hit you.

Pino-trebu-chet

The catapult designed by a Chilean dictator

Trevor-chet

Same as above but designed by Trevor

Trebu-shape

A catapult that can fling projectiles of all geometric forms

Trebu-shake

Insert bananas, ice-cream and chocolate and the catapult flings them out and then they land in a glass as a delicious sweet milky drink

Trebu-chef

Same as above but for meals

Trebu-shave

A catapult projects sharp knives and razors at your face until you have no more hair left on it

Trebu-shame

A catapult projects your greatest guilts and embarrassments at your face until you have no more hair on it

Trebu-Shane

The same as above but designed by Shane

Trebu-shade

A long, flat catapult that protects you from the sun

Treble-chet

A high-pitched musical catapult

Tribble-chet

A catapult made to throw away all the furry creatures that are found multiplying on your spaceship

Trouble-chet

A bad catapult

Travel-chet

A portable catapult

Trap-uchet

A trick catapult that captures its firer

chveik

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #975 on: August 19, 2019, 03:59:36 AM »
garychet

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #976 on: August 19, 2019, 04:17:10 AM »
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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #977 on: August 19, 2019, 08:14:12 AM »
He ain’t heavy, he’s Natalie Imbruglia

Perfect

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #978 on: August 19, 2019, 09:03:24 AM »
Skullfucker Henderson

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #979 on: August 19, 2019, 09:14:28 AM »

zomgmouse

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #980 on: August 20, 2019, 12:28:04 AM »
Skullfucker Henderson

What does he do

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #981 on: August 20, 2019, 12:45:49 AM »
Gardening and odd jobs, cash in hand.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #982 on: August 20, 2019, 01:18:58 AM »
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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #983 on: August 20, 2019, 05:25:09 AM »
Comedians in coffee getting Carrs.

Jerry Seinfeld sits in coffee with another comedian while Alan Carr soaps them and Jimmy Carr laughs like a seal. All of them are wanking.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #984 on: August 20, 2019, 10:23:04 AM »
What does he do

You have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of 'That's all I got'

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #985 on: August 20, 2019, 10:43:40 AM »
Comedians in coffee getting Carrs.

Jerry Seinfeld sits in coffee with another comedian while Alan Carr soaps them and Jimmy Carr laughs like a seal. All of them are wanking.

I refer you to THIS thread https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,74321.0.html

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #986 on: August 20, 2019, 10:46:19 AM »
Oh wait it's different isn't it, sorry

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #987 on: August 20, 2019, 11:01:13 AM »
Canadians in cats getting coffee

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #988 on: August 20, 2019, 11:31:04 AM »
Comedians in 'Cars' Getting Coffee - same premise but only with actors who were in hit film 'Cars'

Comedians in 'Cars' Getting Coughy - again, actors from 'Cars' sitting in a car that has a hosepipe attached to the exhaust and fed through the window, and then the windows gaffer taped up. They cough and then die. 5 stars.

zomgmouse

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #989 on: August 20, 2019, 02:41:10 PM »
You have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of 'That's all I got'

Just trying to workshop