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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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Total Members Voted: 14

touchingcloth

Quote from: Cuellar on August 16, 2019, 06:12:10 PM
Comedians, Incas, Getting Coffee

When I watched the Eddie Murphy episode I started to think that Jerry should do one with Cosby: Comedians (Incarcerated) Getting Coffee.

alan nagsworth

"Remember you're a womble"

Wake up one morning, feeling pretty good about what the day ahead may yield. Walk into the bathroom, look in the mirror, oh fucking hell that's right I'm a womble. Day ruined.

sponk

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 17, 2019, 10:30:09 AM
When I watched the Eddie Murphy episode

Comedians in cars gettin dat AIDS on they lips


zomgmouse

etch-a-sketch thread where you make ASCII drawings

Dex Sawash

How do you know if a sperm whale has been by when you were out?


He'll leave a note under the whale cum mat

Ferris

Comedians in Cardiff getting coffee

Lordofthefiles

"Fuckers Luck"

The Grange Hill revival/reimagining continues apace with the latest iteration in the late night alternate universe set series.

Lordofthefiles

"The Penis of Dorian Gray"(18)

It's master, a handsome lad, stays curiously untouched by time, whilst the titular Penis itself becomes wrinkled, distended, slovenly, and white of fur as the years tick by.

zomgmouse

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 18, 2019, 10:47:57 PM
Comedians in Cardiff getting coffee

Comedians in Caracas getting coffee

chveik

comedians in car parks getting coffee

Ferris

Comedians in cardigans getting coffee

Fishfinger

Trebu-chez-moi

Not sure about the hyphenation, but it's a trebuchet on top of my place. The sound might go budoing. Has to be a bit French, otherwise people won't get it. Pay me to live in France with a trebuchet on the roof. Then try and get me out. I will sue you and/or launch you into a distant dune for YouTube views and monetisation.

Ferris

Ménage-a-trebuchet-trois

As above, but with shagging

zomgmouse

Trebu-shit

A catapult for faeces

Trebek-chet

A catapult where you have to provide the ammunition that will eventually hit you.

Pino-trebu-chet

The catapult designed by a Chilean dictator

Trevor-chet

Same as above but designed by Trevor

Trebu-shape

A catapult that can fling projectiles of all geometric forms

Trebu-shake

Insert bananas, ice-cream and chocolate and the catapult flings them out and then they land in a glass as a delicious sweet milky drink

Trebu-chef

Same as above but for meals

Trebu-shave

A catapult projects sharp knives and razors at your face until you have no more hair left on it

Trebu-shame

A catapult projects your greatest guilts and embarrassments at your face until you have no more hair on it

Trebu-Shane

The same as above but designed by Shane

Trebu-shade

A long, flat catapult that protects you from the sun

Treble-chet

A high-pitched musical catapult

Tribble-chet

A catapult made to throw away all the furry creatures that are found multiplying on your spaceship

Trouble-chet

A bad catapult

Travel-chet

A portable catapult

Trap-uchet

A trick catapult that captures its firer

chveik


chveik

rhylationships

dating app only for the people of rhyl

PlanktonSideburns


the


Cuellar


zomgmouse


Ferris

Gardening and odd jobs, cash in hand.

dr_christian_troy


touchingcloth

Comedians in coffee getting Carrs.

Jerry Seinfeld sits in coffee with another comedian while Alan Carr soaps them and Jimmy Carr laughs like a seal. All of them are wanking.

the

Quote from: zomgmouse on August 20, 2019, 12:28:04 AMWhat does he do

You have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of 'That's all I got'

Cuellar

Quote from: touchingcloth on August 20, 2019, 05:25:09 AM
Comedians in coffee getting Carrs.

Jerry Seinfeld sits in coffee with another comedian while Alan Carr soaps them and Jimmy Carr laughs like a seal. All of them are wanking.

I refer you to THIS thread https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,74321.0.html

Cuellar

Oh wait it's different isn't it, sorry

Ferris

Canadians in cats getting coffee

Cuellar

Comedians in 'Cars' Getting Coffee - same premise but only with actors who were in hit film 'Cars'

Comedians in 'Cars' Getting Coughy - again, actors from 'Cars' sitting in a car that has a hosepipe attached to the exhaust and fed through the window, and then the windows gaffer taped up. They cough and then die. 5 stars.

zomgmouse

Quote from: the on August 20, 2019, 10:23:04 AM
You have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of 'That's all I got'

Just trying to workshop