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That's all I got

Started by clingfilm portent, November 14, 2016, 05:32:35 PM

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All you got?

All I got
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Total Members Voted: 14

touchingcloth

Moon on a dick.

Quote from: the on August 20, 2019, 10:23:04 AM
You have fundamentally misunderstood the concept of 'That's all I got'

But what does he do?

touchingcloth

Athenians in Cos getting coffee.

Aristophanes probably wrote a very funny play along those lines. "I like the coffee in Cos, so much better than that Turkish coffee. Have you ever noticed the scum on a Turkish coffee? I guess scummy people like scummy coffee" *silently open-mouth laughs for the camera which hasn't been invented yet*

dr_christian_troy

Cunts in espadrilles fucking

Ferris

Bohemians in grave getting shat on

Captain Z

Comedians in cars coughing

petril

Comedians in Cars getting coffee poured over them. McDonald's lawsuit temperature

PlanktonSideburns

8 out of 10 cars in coffee getting comedian's something something

zomgmouse

Comedians in cars getting coffee enemas

Cuellar

Comedians In Cars: Get In Coffin

the midnight watch baboon

Comedians Incur Gynaecology

touchingcloth

Cum: Idi Amin in car getting blowies

dr_christian_troy

Farting when walking behind a car in traffic when crossing the road

touchingcloth

Usain Bolt trips during a race and hurts his leg. He is shot in the head like a horse.

petril

Comedians in cars five minutes after the crash. While in Paris. Going through an underpass.



In a white Fiat Uno.

Ferris

"Best things you've bought in the last little while that cost less than 5 pound sterling"

zomgmouse

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 22, 2019, 12:54:13 AM
"Best things you've bought in the last little while that cost less than 5 pound sterling"

Tub of mango sorbet

Fishfinger

Professional Footballer's Jigsaw Hour, where the titular hero is helped to assemble the classic puzzle featuring their own face. 5 seasons of 22 episodes each, after which we'll get a different professional footballer in. Steven Gerrard appeared interested, although it is hard to tell.

Comedians in Corrs Getting Coffee - a Richard Herring vehicle.

touchingcloth

Gary Oke. It's where Raoul Mate goes if he wants to sing Angels with the lads.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on August 22, 2019, 12:54:13 AM
"Best things you've bought in the last little while that cost less than 5 pound sterling"

No, that's good. I'm working on title for next one when it gets to 100p.

Unrelated question, is 2 funnier than II?

Ferris

Quote from: Dex Sawash on August 23, 2019, 01:34:08 AM
No, that's good. I'm working on title for next one when it gets to 100p.

Unrelated question, is 2 funnier than II?

Ahh fucks sake

kittens

I married an Incel!

like it's a movie or something i dunno.

petril

Max And Paddy's Road To Nowhere but they actually do have to pay Council Tax

dr_christian_troy

#1013
Max And Paddy In A Car Accident Getting Decapitated


pancreas


Fishfinger

Chameleons in Cars Doing Something That's Rather Hard to Discern

Gregory Torso

Twelve part vice documentary tracking down the anonymous superstar DJ who did the scratching on Hanson's "Mmmbop"

zomgmouse

Quote from: Fishfinger on August 23, 2019, 11:00:24 PM
Chameleons in Cars Doing Something That's Rather Hard to Discern

Chameleons in cars getting noticed

dr_christian_troy

There's an old man in a pub and he's drinking a pint of shit