Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 10877 times)

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #240 on: June 29, 2018, 03:28:47 AM »
The Butt-cracker Suite.

Ballet, like.

spamwangler

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #241 on: July 01, 2018, 10:03:40 PM »
Madama Butt-erfly


Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #242 on: July 02, 2018, 09:28:56 PM »
24 Hours in Pulis: Custardy

Real-time footage from inside Middlesbrough manager Tony Pulis's stomach after he eats a big old fucking bowl of custard.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #243 on: July 03, 2018, 09:14:58 AM »
CLASSIC WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE BUT CHRIS TARRANT IS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT

doppelkorn

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #244 on: July 03, 2018, 09:20:13 PM »
My, my, my penis hits you - so hard
Makes me say, "Oh my Lord!"
Thank you - for blessing me
With a weighty dong shooting cum and wee
etc...



To the tune of "Under the Sea" from Little Mermaid

My bell end is pink and fleshy
My scrote is a magic sack
My hoop is a tea-towel holder
Tucked into a sacred crack

Another bit like that, then CHORUS

Yes it's my barse
My wonderful barse
It's dank and its sweaty
With pubic spaghetti from scrotum to arse!

spamwangler

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #245 on: July 03, 2018, 09:38:42 PM »
amazing work dopps

all ive got today is

chad nausaeum

which looks a bit weak after that

New Jack

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #246 on: July 03, 2018, 10:47:35 PM »
Had Enough, listening to Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen)

Don't worry, I use an electric shaver, it would be very difficult to do owt with that

doppelkorn

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #247 on: July 04, 2018, 05:04:52 PM »
UPDATE

My bell end is pink and fleshy
My scrote is a magic sack
My hoop is a tea-towel holder
Tucked into a sacred crack

A dark chasm lies between them
A sexual no-man's land
But few men have ever seen it
Come, won't you take my hand?

Discover my barse
My award-wining barse
It's dank and its sweaty
With pubic spaghetti from scrotum to arse!

Whether your Muslim, Christian or Jew
Even the ladies have one too
Touch it, caress it,
Push, pull and press it
My wonderful barse.

When tugging on public transport
You don't want to mess about
To speed up the milk delivery
You must get your finger out

And then give your barse a tickle
And wait for your jaw to drop
I promise you'll spill your yoghurt
Before the next station stop

When you play with your barse
Your glorious barse
The smell sure is strong
The hairs are quite long
But the coverage is sparse.
Some call it the notcher, the gooch or the taint
Pop on a clothes peg and wank 'til you faint
Twist it and squeeze it
Lick it and tease it
Now it's everyone's barse!



slicesofjim

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #248 on: July 04, 2018, 05:36:21 PM »
Tagliatelle Savalas

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #249 on: July 04, 2018, 06:42:56 PM »
“Freezer goods” to the tune of ebeneezer goode by the shamen

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #250 on: July 05, 2018, 06:19:30 PM »
Something about the J2O Mojo

Dex Sawash

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #251 on: July 06, 2018, 12:28:28 AM »
I've reported dopp's recent posts for being far too fleshed out for this thread.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #252 on: July 06, 2018, 12:29:55 AM »
I've reported dopp's recent posts for being far too fleshed out for this thread.

is that all you've got?

Dex Sawash

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #253 on: July 10, 2018, 02:51:14 AM »

New subforum; Deepak into Chopra

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #254 on: July 10, 2018, 07:47:38 AM »
A too wacky for Wimblewrong thread. A photoshop too far.

.. not sure that's even possible.

Clownbaby

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #255 on: July 10, 2018, 11:46:16 AM »
Weapons Grade Paedophile

-tryhard metal band

New Jack

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #256 on: July 10, 2018, 11:49:02 AM »
A new skiffle band want to be cool with an obtuse name

The list is down to:
Jeremy Hunt
Of
Shopping
The Beatles 2

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #257 on: July 10, 2018, 12:39:35 PM »
A new skiffle band want to be cool with an obtuse name

The list is down to:
Jeremy Hunt
Of
Shopping
The Beatles 2

“Right now we’re called ‘Various Artists’ to fuck over people with iPods”

spamwangler

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #258 on: July 10, 2018, 01:01:30 PM »
The Beatles 2 is a fucking great name for a band


Get the fuck out of this thread, and take dopplekorn out with you.

Norton Canes

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #259 on: July 10, 2018, 02:48:44 PM »
Bush, Lush or Rush?

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #260 on: July 11, 2018, 10:07:48 PM »
A campaign to get everyone in the UK to synchronize their farts with the arrival of Donald Trump tomorrow, so that when he gets off Air Force One he'll go  'euuugh, bit wiffy.'

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #261 on: July 12, 2018, 01:10:37 PM »
Bush, Lush or Rush?

as chat-up lines go, that's... all you've got.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #262 on: July 13, 2018, 12:32:26 PM »

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #263 on: July 13, 2018, 12:41:05 PM »
Kush

Mush mush mush mush.

No income tax, no VAT......

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #264 on: July 13, 2018, 02:11:07 PM »
you don't have to not be disabled to work here...
... but it helps!

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #265 on: July 16, 2018, 04:52:34 PM »
Cataract. Game show with cats falling onto people or maybe a cartoon sitcom featuring dentist cats.

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #266 on: July 17, 2018, 01:51:53 PM »
Cataract. Game show with cats falling onto people or maybe a cartoon sitcom featuring dentist cats.

I meant optometrist cats.

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #267 on: July 17, 2018, 02:31:46 PM »
Robert's Down'sy Juniors

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #268 on: July 27, 2018, 12:06:51 AM »
Wunderbarnstaple. Reverse Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. In North Devon.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #269 on: July 27, 2018, 12:49:27 AM »
Impotentate: Limp dictator.