Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 38377 times)

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #750 on: May 25, 2019, 09:12:22 PM »
People pinning up posters of missing cartons of milk on school notice boards.

Pictures of Thatcher as potential culprit.


Sorry i’ve ruined your semi idea.

PlanktonSideburns

  • be outta here in a jiffy
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #751 on: May 25, 2019, 11:31:49 PM »
Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game played on some very loud speakers

Made me laugh

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #752 on: May 26, 2019, 02:13:52 PM »
Parsley: Live at the O2

chveik

  • who's gonna feed them hogs?
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #753 on: May 26, 2019, 02:26:17 PM »
Clickbait Cliff

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #754 on: May 26, 2019, 04:18:35 PM »
Time Trumpet style footage splicing. The HIGNFY writers' room but instead of a table they're sitting around Kim Jong Il's bulletproof glass casket passing notes.

But -look closely- it's not Kim Jong Il in the coffin, it's Richard Ingrams. 

kittens

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #755 on: May 30, 2019, 04:24:26 PM »
a reggae song like 'you got to legalise it' but it's about like murder or shaggin kids or somethin

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #756 on: May 30, 2019, 04:37:41 PM »
cheese on toast machine

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #757 on: May 30, 2019, 04:55:59 PM »
cheese on toast machine

these are available already, although the current model only works with Brie. But you like Brie, don't you?

Cuellar

  • She was having sly love with a midnight creeper
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #758 on: May 30, 2019, 06:47:23 PM »
A Nando

Pingers

  • I can produce 3,500 water voles a year if required
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #759 on: May 30, 2019, 07:10:51 PM »
A reality TV show where they get people (it's blokes though really, isn't it) who are always criticising people like football managers and transport managers and reckon they could easily do a better job, and they get them to do it for a bit and they're shit at it. Called "Go On Then, You Fat Mouthy Cunt"

Spoon of Ploff

  • visitors are welcome to Sheerness
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #760 on: May 30, 2019, 07:13:04 PM »
unscrambling an egg... live on television. implements are allowed. cash prizes to be won

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #761 on: June 03, 2019, 10:10:23 AM »
A Jutes Journay-nay. The Jutes are an Iron Age tribe who settled in Britain and the Nay Nay is a hip hop dance move

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #762 on: June 03, 2019, 12:26:30 PM »
CCTV cameras spying on people getting bored until they start wanking. Paddy Power the official bookmaker.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #763 on: June 03, 2019, 03:46:49 PM »
A new sort of pillow but it’s either a bit softer or less soft than current pillows.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #764 on: June 03, 2019, 04:09:14 PM »
what about pillows made out of sheep on ketamine

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #765 on: June 03, 2019, 04:46:48 PM »
what about pillows made out of sheep on ketamine

Let’s pitch it to the Dragons and see what they say

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #766 on: June 03, 2019, 08:34:33 PM »
Couples Handbags.

The same as her normal handbag but bigger so it'll fit my sunglasses and shit in it - she still carries it though.

Pingers

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #767 on: June 04, 2019, 08:03:11 AM »
Lord of the Onion Rings

petrilTanaka

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #768 on: June 04, 2019, 08:41:36 AM »
The Boy With Michael Dorn On His Side, in case Willie Thorne isn't interested

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #769 on: June 04, 2019, 08:53:23 AM »
Celebrities relive those times when they found some spare change they didn't realise they had. Includes detailed reconstuctions with an appropriately emotionaly charged soundtrack.

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #770 on: June 04, 2019, 10:50:01 PM »
"Pictures of Willy"

Pete Townsend takes us on a nostalgic trip down Random-Access-Memory lane with a sixteen part series exploring his downloaded image archive.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #771 on: June 05, 2019, 12:22:00 PM »
After staring at a photograph of a Tibetan sherpa from the 1900s titled Himanshu for too long you are haunted by, not only the spirits of all the shellfish and flightless birds you have destroyed throughout your life, but also a metaphysical dog that may or may not be leaving scratchmarks on the rabbit hutch

Pingers

  • I can produce 3,500 water voles a year if required
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #772 on: June 05, 2019, 08:18:38 PM »
^ this is great

ZoyzaSorris

  • if you can smell me it's too late
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #773 on: June 11, 2019, 01:14:24 PM »
McGonads. That's literally all I got.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #774 on: June 11, 2019, 09:50:49 PM »
Cocktail bar for millenials where the ingredients are all anti-depressants.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #775 on: June 11, 2019, 10:26:46 PM »
Dog turd no

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #776 on: June 11, 2019, 10:27:49 PM »
Dog turd who

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #777 on: June 11, 2019, 10:31:31 PM »
Is there a dog turd in the house

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #778 on: June 11, 2019, 10:54:17 PM »
Dog turd, dog turd, gimme the poos, I got a bad case of loving poo.

alan nagsworth

  • life's too short to be a dope!!
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #779 on: June 12, 2019, 11:56:13 AM »
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Game show where the main event is seeing how many coins you can fit in your mouth.

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