Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 27802 times)

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #780 on: June 12, 2019, 02:21:48 PM »
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is

Game show where the main event is seeing how many coins you can fit in your mouth.

Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is - winner is the contestant that fills Adrian Chiles with the most cash in a time of their choosing.

Put Your Mouth Where My Money Is - winner is the first contestant to correctly guess where Noel has hidden the money and gets their mouth in there.

alan nagsworth

  • Hi. I'm in Delaware.
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #781 on: June 12, 2019, 02:47:08 PM »
“Ohhh sorry, Julie! I’m afraid that for the 234th consecutive week, the money is in my anus!” chuckled Noel mischievously

alan nagsworth

  • Hi. I'm in Delaware.
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #782 on: June 12, 2019, 02:48:29 PM »
Put Your Mouth Where Your Mouth Is

Really easy, almost no effort required. Everyone wins. Stupid game really

Chollis

  • Master of Codes
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #783 on: June 12, 2019, 04:13:58 PM »
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Was - hilarious gameshow where contestants try to find the mouth on a severely burned, genetically disfigured or war-bombed face and fill it with money before the timer's up!

Cuellar

  • Push off my wire
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #784 on: June 12, 2019, 04:54:43 PM »
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - contestants are trussed and forced to eat their own copies of Martin Amis's 'Money' against the clock.

Cuellar

  • Push off my wire
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #785 on: June 12, 2019, 04:56:51 PM »
Put Your Money Where Sidmouth Is - contestants are blindfolded and forced to place their own copies of Martin Amis's Money onto maps of Britain. The closest to Sidmouth wins. Hosted by an America so they pronounce Sidmouth like Sid-MOUTH, so the title sounds like popular expression 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is'

alan nagsworth

  • Hi. I'm in Delaware.
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #786 on: June 12, 2019, 05:17:59 PM »
Put Your Money Where Sidmouth Is - contestants are blindfolded and forced to place their own copies of Martin Amis's Money onto maps of Britain. The closest to Sidmouth wins. Hosted by an America so they pronounce Sidmouth like Sid-MOUTH, so the title sounds like popular expression 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is'

Park Your Mondeo Where Sidmouth Is

Like the above except the contestants are Ford Mondeo owners and they have to drive to Sidmouth. First one there wins.

Haven’t yet decided if they’ll be allowed to use maps or whether their canny Mondeo driving skills will be expected to propel their sense of direction. At the end they all compare mileage and gas use and tire tread wear and stuff like that.

So it’s a bit like Top Gear but aimed solely at people who love Ford Mondeos - or “Mondemons” as they’re affectionately known.

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #787 on: June 12, 2019, 07:25:00 PM »
"Wormhole Gummidge"

Teatime time-travel larks with the famous scarecrow as he freaks out children from the Stone Age to the space age.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #788 on: June 12, 2019, 07:50:22 PM »
All Faeces Great And Small

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #789 on: June 12, 2019, 08:16:29 PM »
"She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain When She Comes"

A female wanking competition based in the Himalayas.

Out of sight, behind some of the largest metamorphic rock structures on the planet, 15 females go-to-town on themselves.
The winner being crowned once the first to 'finish off' has clambered from their lair and, with a sticky fingered wave, revealed themselves to a TV crew below them at base camp.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #790 on: June 12, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »
Gape Well For Less

Gregg Wallace and the other geezer evaluate ways you can gape at lower cost, with a secondary benefit of it being more healthy.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #791 on: June 12, 2019, 08:59:02 PM »
The small faeces

seepage

  • throwing a dog at some goblins
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #792 on: June 12, 2019, 09:12:09 PM »
Some of the largest metamorphic rock structures on the planet

Your mum, you mean

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #793 on: June 12, 2019, 09:15:56 PM »
Your mum, you mean

Well, yes... but I wasn't going to reveal that until funding was secured.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #794 on: June 13, 2019, 12:47:53 AM »
War and Faeces.

Lordofthefiles

  • A dog with two dicks or a dick with two dogs
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #795 on: June 13, 2019, 01:20:00 AM »
Give Faeces a Chance

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #796 on: June 13, 2019, 07:02:07 AM »
'Faeces of Eight! Faeces of Eight!'

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #797 on: June 15, 2019, 12:25:50 PM »
Gapex Corporation

Basically its Skynet/Google

PlanktonSideburns

  • lunch - small raw potato, peeled.
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #798 on: June 22, 2019, 10:42:59 PM »
BLINDED BY THE SHITE

THAT GOT FLICKED UP BY A STRUMMER

ON MY FIRST DAY ON SITE