Author Topic: That's all I got  (Read 38512 times)

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #780 on: June 12, 2019, 02:47:08 PM »
“Ohhh sorry, Julie! I’m afraid that for the 234th consecutive week, the money is in my anus!” chuckled Noel mischievously

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #781 on: June 12, 2019, 02:48:29 PM »
Put Your Mouth Where Your Mouth Is

Really easy, almost no effort required. Everyone wins. Stupid game really

Chollis

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #782 on: June 12, 2019, 04:13:58 PM »
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Was - hilarious gameshow where contestants try to find the mouth on a severely burned, genetically disfigured or war-bombed face and fill it with money before the timer's up!

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #783 on: June 12, 2019, 04:54:43 PM »
Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is - contestants are trussed and forced to eat their own copies of Martin Amis's 'Money' against the clock.

Cuellar

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #784 on: June 12, 2019, 04:56:51 PM »
Put Your Money Where Sidmouth Is - contestants are blindfolded and forced to place their own copies of Martin Amis's Money onto maps of Britain. The closest to Sidmouth wins. Hosted by an America so they pronounce Sidmouth like Sid-MOUTH, so the title sounds like popular expression 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is'

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #785 on: June 12, 2019, 05:17:59 PM »
Put Your Money Where Sidmouth Is - contestants are blindfolded and forced to place their own copies of Martin Amis's Money onto maps of Britain. The closest to Sidmouth wins. Hosted by an America so they pronounce Sidmouth like Sid-MOUTH, so the title sounds like popular expression 'Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is'

Park Your Mondeo Where Sidmouth Is

Like the above except the contestants are Ford Mondeo owners and they have to drive to Sidmouth. First one there wins.

Haven’t yet decided if they’ll be allowed to use maps or whether their canny Mondeo driving skills will be expected to propel their sense of direction. At the end they all compare mileage and gas use and tire tread wear and stuff like that.

So it’s a bit like Top Gear but aimed solely at people who love Ford Mondeos - or “Mondemons” as they’re affectionately known.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #786 on: June 12, 2019, 07:25:00 PM »
"Wormhole Gummidge"

Teatime time-travel larks with the famous scarecrow as he freaks out children from the Stone Age to the space age.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #787 on: June 12, 2019, 07:50:22 PM »
All Faeces Great And Small

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #788 on: June 12, 2019, 08:16:29 PM »
"She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain When She Comes"

A female wanking competition based in the Himalayas.

Out of sight, behind some of the largest metamorphic rock structures on the planet, 15 females go-to-town on themselves.
The winner being crowned once the first to 'finish off' has clambered from their lair and, with a sticky fingered wave, revealed themselves to a TV crew below them at base camp.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #789 on: June 12, 2019, 08:35:43 PM »
Gape Well For Less

Gregg Wallace and the other geezer evaluate ways you can gape at lower cost, with a secondary benefit of it being more healthy.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #790 on: June 12, 2019, 08:59:02 PM »
The small faeces

seepage

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #791 on: June 12, 2019, 09:12:09 PM »
Some of the largest metamorphic rock structures on the planet

Your mum, you mean

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #792 on: June 12, 2019, 09:15:56 PM »
Your mum, you mean

Well, yes... but I wasn't going to reveal that until funding was secured.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #793 on: June 13, 2019, 12:47:53 AM »
War and Faeces.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #794 on: June 13, 2019, 01:20:00 AM »
Give Faeces a Chance

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #795 on: June 13, 2019, 07:02:07 AM »
'Faeces of Eight! Faeces of Eight!'

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #796 on: June 15, 2019, 12:25:50 PM »
Gapex Corporation

Basically its Skynet/Google

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #797 on: June 22, 2019, 10:42:59 PM »
BLINDED BY THE SHITE

THAT GOT FLICKED UP BY A STRUMMER

ON MY FIRST DAY ON SITE

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #798 on: June 27, 2019, 11:39:00 PM »
A grindcore band from Bristol called Spiralizer

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #799 on: June 27, 2019, 11:39:41 PM »
BLINDED BY THE SHITE

THAT GOT FLICKED UP BY A STRUMMER

ON MY FIRST DAY ON SITE

Fuck that was supposed to say STRIMMER

SHITE

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #800 on: June 28, 2019, 12:37:37 AM »
Beer but it’s got raisins in it

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #801 on: June 28, 2019, 12:39:59 PM »
Nonce-nandos

Burger-kindling

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #802 on: June 28, 2019, 12:40:45 PM »
Fash wave remixes of berjerac

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #803 on: June 28, 2019, 01:00:34 PM »
A boat but it is painted red

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #804 on: June 28, 2019, 01:02:27 PM »
A sandwich shop where you have to perform a sexual act if you want to choose which type of filling you get.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #805 on: June 28, 2019, 01:37:48 PM »
Scotland’s hardest pubs with Professor Yaffle.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #806 on: June 28, 2019, 03:21:23 PM »
New delinquent trend for youths - “Snooze Cruisin’”

They just have a sleep in places where society says they should. On buses, on a sofa, next to a rug etc

ZoyzaSorris

  • if you can smell me it's too late
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #807 on: June 29, 2019, 08:07:42 AM »
Larry the Lexiteer Lacewing Lies Lightly, could be a book within a book for an alternate history in which the Argentinians win the Falklands War. Other than that it’s all I got.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #808 on: June 29, 2019, 08:39:16 AM »
"Coming to America"

A transatlantic boat race in sperm powered nautical vessels.

pancreas

  • The islets of Langerhans are the very best islets
Re: That's all I got
« Reply #809 on: June 29, 2019, 09:21:01 AM »
When MRI scanning goes wrong.

Pacemakers ripped out, dentures flying all over the place etc.