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batwings

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #900 on: July 30, 2019, 08:03:55 AM »
That pub landlord bloke and Barry from Eastenders host a pub quiz on Quest.


Re: That's all I got
« Reply #901 on: July 30, 2019, 12:39:15 PM »
Busey's Price Is Right

pancreas

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #902 on: July 30, 2019, 02:40:02 PM »
steak acclaim

zomgmouse

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #903 on: July 31, 2019, 10:52:38 AM »
Medical flavoured biscuits

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #904 on: July 31, 2019, 01:18:08 PM »
Fatima Shitbread

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #905 on: July 31, 2019, 04:17:43 PM »
I've gone loopy for belt loops!

Realpolitik vs. Totaalvoetbal

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #906 on: July 31, 2019, 04:19:38 PM »
Condoms that disintegrate when you throw them onto soil

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #907 on: July 31, 2019, 04:28:55 PM »
Condoms that disintegrate when you throw them onto soil

Or explode?

Bombdoms?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #908 on: July 31, 2019, 04:36:14 PM »
Or explode?

Bombdoms?

I saw a used condom left on the side of a window at a train station and I thought "it would be great if they dissolved when separated from body parts post-coitus, or if when thrown onto a surface they just dissolved so I wouldn't have to be reminded of how lonely I am while someone is having a fuck at a train station."

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #909 on: August 01, 2019, 01:03:24 AM »
Or if you blow one up like a balloon and it explodes it might be a poppadom

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #910 on: August 01, 2019, 12:01:02 PM »
Or if you blow one up like a balloon and it explodes it might be a poppadom

Don't tell the Vatican though.

POPPADOM PREACH

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #911 on: August 01, 2019, 12:18:46 PM »
Don't tell the Vatican though.

POPPADOM PREACH

Very good.

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« Reply #912 on: August 03, 2019, 05:10:55 PM »
Fatima Shitbread

Shat in ma pitta bread

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #913 on: August 04, 2019, 12:03:17 PM »
Goatye

That singer Gotye but his arsehole is stretched and gaping six inches wide at all times - music videos, live shows, day to day life, the lot

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #914 on: August 04, 2019, 03:47:28 PM »
Hover beards.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #915 on: August 04, 2019, 03:49:03 PM »
Had a dream last night about two hip hop artists called THUNDERING DAFFY and CASH MUMMY.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #916 on: August 04, 2019, 03:56:34 PM »
Blahblahaika, a balalaika that spouts gibberish when you pluck the strings

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #917 on: August 04, 2019, 05:55:41 PM »
Hover beards.

Could be 2 series and a Christmas special if we get the right studios involved

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #918 on: August 04, 2019, 06:00:02 PM »
Ladanarama. Shop owned by the Lad Bible.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #919 on: August 05, 2019, 03:45:02 AM »
Beth heads. People addicted to Beth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #920 on: August 05, 2019, 11:41:35 AM »
Urban Auschwitters

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #921 on: August 05, 2019, 01:42:19 PM »
Notes for incomplete jokes I've found on my phone:

Welsh rarebit - Bugs Bunny (accent)

Stab Stab Chicken (certain parts of London)

Tic-tac in urethra - being thoughtful for blowjob outcome

Retrosexual (I remember having sex once)

Bungalow Cheese

Beer Grylls (fermented piss, emaciated while pumped dry on a boat)

Diabetic sugar daddy

Quornhub (porn site for vegetarians)

Ska-themed restuarant (would you like to see The Specials?)

Squatting over a mirror to see what your own farts like

Being single long enough to be grateful for the company an STD can bring

Kinky Greek cheese lover (fetashist)

Narcissistic meme culture (it's all meme meme meme meme meme)

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #922 on: August 05, 2019, 03:23:45 PM »

alan nagsworth

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #923 on: August 06, 2019, 01:27:26 PM »


Gonna be honest it’s mostly shoes

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #924 on: August 06, 2019, 02:01:20 PM »
Bertie Basset racist (takes all sorts)

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #925 on: August 06, 2019, 09:09:44 PM »
Donald Dick.

Re: That's all I got
« Reply #926 on: August 07, 2019, 12:43:03 AM »
Van Morrison’s Morrison’s van (formerly known as Van Morrison’s Safeway van).

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #927 on: August 07, 2019, 06:28:16 AM »

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #928 on: August 09, 2019, 03:29:28 PM »
Enron Hubbard

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #929 on: August 09, 2019, 03:35:05 PM »
Elrond Hubbard