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« Reply #1890 on: November 21, 2020, 04:35:36 PM »
Playing devil's advocaat.

Devil’s advocaust.

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« Reply #1891 on: November 21, 2020, 05:48:27 PM »
A thread called could there ever be “a US presidential election”?


In which participants discuss whether one day something called “a US presidential election” could ever feasibly happen.

I would probably start by explaining to readers what “a US presidential election” would mean, in its offering of what are currently just randomly arranged words.

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« Reply #1892 on: November 21, 2020, 06:13:48 PM »

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« Reply #1893 on: November 21, 2020, 06:54:09 PM »
the great gatsby on ice, starring nigel farage and daniel kitson

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« Reply #1894 on: November 21, 2020, 06:57:44 PM »
Papa's got a brand new bawbag

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« Reply #1895 on: November 21, 2020, 07:47:31 PM »
Title for the next Labour thread: StarMar Superstar

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« Reply #1896 on: November 22, 2020, 11:48:14 AM »
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« Reply #1897 on: November 22, 2020, 06:37:26 PM »
New arcade machine has opened up in the seafront town of western super mare and it is called nothing


on the container is a big picture of a grinning face all happy chops, and the word nothing has a bespoke font


the screen is on and it has a playable version of the grinning happy chops face, except you don’t exactly do anything with it, it’s merely playable



then cutting through the shit there’s a nicely scaled speaker hoiking out psychoacoustics and there’s a pleasant coin slot in the groin of the machine for your quarters and daughters

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« Reply #1898 on: November 22, 2020, 06:44:52 PM »
Your dad is able to crawl through any space that his head can fit through


Pretty amazing right?  Not bad for old papa right?!

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« Reply #1899 on: November 22, 2020, 08:44:42 PM »
Actually, my degree in biscuit theory turned out to be fucking useless. Fuming.

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« Reply #1900 on: November 22, 2020, 09:12:53 PM »
puffer fish that have had their puff glands immobilised with botox so that when they see any kind of threat they're like this:






and get eaten

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« Reply #1901 on: November 22, 2020, 09:14:39 PM »
A person in my head calling himself Jungle Gary who tells me to nick bourbon biscuits.

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« Reply #1902 on: November 22, 2020, 10:01:19 PM »

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« Reply #1903 on: November 23, 2020, 01:25:03 AM »
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« Reply #1904 on: November 23, 2020, 01:48:53 AM »
tai chi with Pat Butcher

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« Reply #1905 on: November 23, 2020, 01:54:23 AM »
Glitter in the Shitter.

Show that documents Gary Glitter's community service in waste management. Funny shots of him struggling in septic tanks.

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« Reply #1906 on: November 23, 2020, 02:03:05 AM »
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« Reply #1907 on: November 23, 2020, 05:15:11 PM »
how far has jelly baby technology even moved on in the years since they first came out.  just bought a pack of maynards jelly babies snowmen, assuming they'd have red hats or something remarkable like they show on the packet.  but they're just the same as the ordinary ones!

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« Reply #1908 on: November 23, 2020, 06:09:47 PM »
Hardcore lawn.

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« Reply #1909 on: November 23, 2020, 07:28:54 PM »
"Prime Real Estate" but it's just a creepy man holding a cold meat buffet during a car boot sale, and what he's gleefully slicing is obviously pair upon pair of human buttocks.


And he seems a bit obsessive with the hand sanitiser if I may say so.

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« Reply #1910 on: November 23, 2020, 08:52:21 PM »
Instant Armour’s gonna get you
Gonna lock you up in all metal outer shell
Better get yourself together
Pretty soon you’re gonna be sealed in forever

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« Reply #1911 on: November 24, 2020, 11:54:25 AM »
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« Reply #1912 on: November 24, 2020, 12:14:14 PM »
Thai rack

Name of a Thai restaurant in my home town

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« Reply #1913 on: November 24, 2020, 12:36:23 PM »
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« Reply #1914 on: November 24, 2020, 02:17:22 PM »
Matey pirate-themed yogurt.

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« Reply #1915 on: November 24, 2020, 10:20:09 PM »
"Look, we're not eating a biscuit here. Let's get real."

Just a thing to say, to focus minds in heightened circumstances.

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« Reply #1916 on: November 24, 2020, 10:33:45 PM »
Had

MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE A SHARP DRESSED MAN

stuck in my head

So much so I had to make it real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQjZ1qXD_cs&feature=youtu.be

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« Reply #1917 on: November 25, 2020, 12:56:54 AM »
Darlia Dippolito Goes Shopping

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« Reply #1918 on: November 25, 2020, 01:03:31 AM »
Sitcom about flatmates Graham Linehan and Contrapoints who are forced through circumstances into adopting an adorable border collie puppy.

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« Reply #1919 on: November 25, 2020, 07:18:38 AM »
You alright there

Yeah

What’s new

Well, I’ve decided to go around saying “self own” instead of “own goal” and see if it catches on

Ah right; any particular reason

Just to be annoying

Ah okay great.