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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2130 on: January 11, 2021, 03:39:38 PM »
Children of Phlegm.

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« Reply #2131 on: January 11, 2021, 03:57:25 PM »
Weston-super-Merde

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2132 on: January 11, 2021, 04:12:54 PM »
glut of ill-educated buffoons getting into the habit of saying 'arse-throb' instead of 'heart-throb'


must have copied it incorrectly based on how they thought it sounded, and they think they've got it right and are profoundly proud of themselves

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2133 on: January 11, 2021, 04:32:17 PM »

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2134 on: January 11, 2021, 07:23:53 PM »
one at a time we have to meet george jetson, and we each independently realise that he's an arrogant prick


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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2135 on: January 12, 2021, 01:47:09 PM »
new channel 5 series called DADS WHO WANK; it's presented like one of those cop shows

with the little animated profile screens so you remember what each dad's special hobby is and why they have tat related to that hobby about the house all the time

the hobby is wanking for all of them

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2136 on: January 13, 2021, 07:44:36 PM »
Atora! Atora! Atora!

Epic dramatisation of that time the Japanese Air Fleet attacked a box of beef suet

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2137 on: January 13, 2021, 09:33:33 PM »
One Foot In The Nothing


Victor Meldrew fails to have one foot in anything - with hilarious consequences!!

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« Reply #2138 on: January 14, 2021, 10:33:22 AM »
Otis Redding’s Doin’d Heddin

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2139 on: January 14, 2021, 12:47:08 PM »
blackpool pier knobbly grave competition



where relatives come up to the very end of the pier to an antiques roadshow style of arrangement, tables and everything and elderly grave experts


who say things like:  "well this is a knobbly gravestone to be sure, ms lakeside, but what you lack here is the rest of the entire grave"



and like in blue peter where they can't return the pictures people send in, so it goes with this knobby grave competition, where all the gravestones and other bits of grave get hoiked over the end of the pier to be broken down by blackpool water masses


even when the owner is saying "noo noo please don't hoik it over, i am right here and can take it home really easily..... no it is my beloved stanley's remains!!!!' *HOIK*


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« Reply #2140 on: January 14, 2021, 01:22:29 PM »
Otis Redding’s Doin’d Heddin

see, you can do this if you try

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2141 on: January 14, 2021, 01:44:23 PM »
woman comes in proper seething


she's like this:  an adult has pissed all inside the toilet without flushing it again


and you're like this:  an adult?!



like how can you possibly know it's an adult




and she's adamant that you can tell a child's piss from an adult's piss by the volume of the piss.


you say but it's sitting the toilet bowl right?  how can you tell what the volume of the piss was?




and she's fucked off with you now and decides it must have been you who did it

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2142 on: January 14, 2021, 04:34:54 PM »
'Texted' Jason


Check out Jason - he's received a 'text'!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2143 on: January 14, 2021, 05:22:57 PM »
spaghetti hoops / hula hoops mashup.

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« Reply #2144 on: January 14, 2021, 08:06:07 PM »
spaghetti hoops / hula hoops mashup.

In America, they call Hula Hoops "Hula 'O's".


They will call this mash-up "Uh-Ohs".

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2145 on: January 14, 2021, 09:19:24 PM »
I was thinking about exercise hula hoops made of spaghetti

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« Reply #2146 on: January 15, 2021, 08:23:32 AM »
I was thinking about exercise hula hoops made of spaghetti

And what happened?

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2147 on: January 15, 2021, 12:03:59 PM »
Gary-Anne Faithfull

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2148 on: January 15, 2021, 12:49:15 PM »
And what happened?

Nothing. That's all I got.

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« Reply #2149 on: January 15, 2021, 12:58:48 PM »
did you just cease to exist at that point?  how did you get home?!

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2150 on: January 15, 2021, 03:24:12 PM »
That song “Var mein cripes I can scarcely believe it; I’ve never been so far displanted from house” except it is translated into German and being sung on Top of the Pops more angrily than ever by climate change deniers

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2151 on: January 15, 2021, 03:28:39 PM »
Searching job sites for "racist", "murderer", "fuck", "paedophile", that sort of thing

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« Reply #2152 on: January 15, 2021, 05:24:07 PM »
Nothing. That's all I got.

this one gets it

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« Reply #2153 on: January 15, 2021, 05:47:33 PM »
this one gets it

Once upon a time there was a mouse and it





there that’s it I’m afraid.  No more story, THE END



it’s sheer bedlam this

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2154 on: January 15, 2021, 09:40:42 PM »
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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2155 on: January 15, 2021, 10:26:16 PM »
Once upon a time there was a mouse and it

this would have been fine


pedestrian but fine.

all the other shite underneath, couldnt even bring my self to read it

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« Reply #2156 on: January 15, 2021, 10:29:08 PM »
got you something replys

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2157 on: January 15, 2021, 10:59:18 PM »
Anyway who needs to know how many hard boiled eggs there are.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2158 on: January 15, 2021, 11:18:24 PM »
I'll tell you anyway in case you are in too much of a hurry:  there are two hard boiled eggs.

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Re: That's all I got
« Reply #2159 on: January 15, 2021, 11:48:43 PM »
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