overreactions

[the science eel]

Old fella at the back of the bus coughing.

Two UCL students two seats in front : 'jeez that's fricken GROSS'

[Glebe]

A man snuffles slightly on a tram.

Two young whippets react angrily to the sniffles!

[Shay Chaise]

Ran outta hot sauce.

Throw pan outta the window.

[the science eel]

Sting releases new album

Family closes curtains for three days, doesn't go out

[the science eel]

Bored middle-aged man starts so-so thread

23 people write 'PUT THIS SCUMBAG BEHIND BARS' letters to MP

[pancreas]

Only win £10 on the lottery.

Beat wife.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Old person wakes up shivering to find there's frost on the inside of the windows...

thinks seriously about putting the heating on... maybe for an hour

[BlodwynPig]

Son spotted wanking.

Patio retiled.

[Johnny Caramel]

Somebody new dares to join CaB, Claude Balls, there is an outcry. Many elderly women express their sneering hatred by immediately calling for what became known as the banishment of Claude Balls.

[Quincey]

Donald refuses to watch Strictly.

He is hanged in the town square.

A man is caught looking at adult material made in the UK which contains a joke about Brexit.

He is torn apart by wolves to the sound of Justin Bieber.

[checkoutgirl]

Trump elected as president so 10 thousand people march the streets crying going on about "not my president".

Steps in dogshit on the way home. Doesn't leave the house again for 7 months.

Offer colleague a crisp and he declines. Ignore him for the rest of the week.

Didn't get employee of the month so puts human faeces in the air vents.

Asked to buy a plastic bag in a shop so goes on a 10 minute expletive ridden hissy fit and rings the police.


Only 3 of the above are made up.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Ronnie Pickering at border control.

[BlodwynPig]

No replies.

Flounces.

[pancreas]

Private jet carrying the cabinet to a G20 meeting crashes over the Indian ocean.

'Oh the humanity!'

[Dex Sawash]

met difficult to understand foreigner.

Brexit