"Doing" Clowne

[poo]

The only way to stop Clowne pwning or "owning" our backsides (to death), is for us to pwn ("own") theirs first. This is one of the few HARD FACTS we have about Clowne. But, just how on Earth does one go about the business of rear-sexing a 7ft tall 400lb tumescent Battle Harlequin operating at peak sperm dervish? 

[Glebe]

[madhair60]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vVrdvKd3pk

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Just do it while they're sleeping, right?

[Noodle Lizard]

What do they actually get out of pwning our arses?  Why?

[Howj Begg]

The only way to stop Clowne pwning or "owning" our backsides (to death), is for us to pwn ("own") theirs first. This is one of the few HARD FACTS we have about Clowne. But, just how on Earth does one go about the business of rear-sexing a 7ft tall 400lb tumescent Battle Harlequin operating at peak sperm dervish?

You play Warhammer 40k don't you

[Puce Moment]

The only way to stop Clowne pwning or "owning" our backsides (to death), is for us to pwn ("own") theirs first. This is one of the few HARD FACTS we have about Clowne. But, just how on Earth does one go about the business of rear-sexing a 7ft tall 400lb tumescent Battle Harlequin operating at peak sperm dervish?

This conundrum hurts my brain like when I think about infinity or who created the universe or how they get the liquor into chocolate liqueurs.

[pancreas]

how they get the liquor into chocolate liqueurs.

Same way they get dog shit up your bum. Piping bags and pterodactyls. Catch up, mate.

[hamfist]

A government information leaflet and a series of films ought to help educate the general population. "Protect And Survive 2.0 : Clowne Apocalypse". Then we'd get Raymond Briggs writing a graphic novel about Sod Harlequins molesting an elderly couple, and a harrowing film in which a woman pisses her pant suit as a 7ft Pierrot with a barbed glans bears down on her. It would be a cultural phenomenon which would torment Generation Z all their lives.

[Glebe]

Raymond Briggs

Shit just got real.

[pancreas]

A government information leaflet

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