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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2016, 01:13:29 PM »
I won't get any of that because my mam will want to watch whatever retard telly she wants, lets's just say she probably had a day of mourning when Blind Date was cancelled. My dad will stink up the telly with Christmas horse racing no doubt.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2016, 01:33:23 PM »
In a shocking twist I'm now going to be flat sitting for a friend over christmas, and have been given access to unlimited wifi, netflix, her ps4 and a lovely lovely bath. Plus mould free walls and a hot tap water and things most normal people take for granted. This is now going to be the best Christmas ever.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2016, 02:15:44 PM »
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then Babestation's Christmas Carol (Lynda Leigh looks quite a lot like Carol Vorderman if you're squinting)

And if you watch too much BS you will be squinting.

Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2016, 02:45:05 PM »
Even if I have seen it one billion times, Christmas would not be the same without the Father Ted christmas special.

Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2016, 03:03:02 PM »
Um, sorry Checkoutgirl. You probably didn't need to hear that.

Nah it's alright. I was only talking about the main sitting room with the fireplace and that. I usually sequester myself in the garage conversion with a media player, a load of films and TV stuff on a flash card, a load of booze and a small fan heater. This is a godsend when the women get stuck into the gin and become unbearable arseholes talking bollocks, usually around the 26th this happens.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2016, 03:09:36 PM »
wifi, netflix, her ps4 and a lovely lovely bath. Plus mould free walls and a hot tap water and things most normal people take for granted. This is now going to be the best Christmas ever.

Um, sorry Checkoutgirl. You probably didn't need to hear that.
Come on SMBH, that's not fair. They have some of those things in Ireland. They have... tin baths. And they all come with a free dead cat inside.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2016, 03:09:53 PM »
Stereotypes folks! Get yer stereotypes.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2016, 04:46:24 AM »
I'll watch Elf again, may try spaghetti with maple syrup too (but minus the marinara)

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #38 on: December 11, 2016, 03:47:38 PM »
I've just watched the Father Ted Christmas Special for the first time in ages.  I'd forgotten it wasn't an entire hour of trying to leave the department store.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #39 on: December 11, 2016, 09:48:59 PM »
I'll watch Elf again, may try spaghetti with maple syrup too (but minus the marinara)

Apparently the tabloids are trying to whip up some kind of fake fuss about 'Elf' not being on TV over Christmas this year. Which makes me think that they really need to get out more.

I've never seen 'Elf'.

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Re: Your Ideal Christmas Day Tv Line Up
« Reply #40 on: December 11, 2016, 10:02:55 PM »
Apparently the tabloids are trying to whip up some kind of fake fuss about 'Elf' not being on TV over Christmas this year. Which makes me think that they really need to get out more.

I've never seen 'Elf'.

It's okay but nothing special, and you're not missing out on a classic by any means.