Come up with a Morrissey Album Tracklist

[Nowhere Man]

I Am No Longer Happy (Coming 2018)

I'm Leaving You Until You Know Better
America Spawned A Monster
Fatties, Off The Stage
I Must Learn To Breathe Again
Phimosis Is A Sin
Walking Down The Aisle of My Life
You Are As Perverted As You Are Ugly
Scum Of The Earth
Death Will Be A Small Mercy After This
You Are A Plague On The Earth, Mike Joyce
Bludgeon His Face Into A Pastry
Desolation Doctor
How Can You Live With Such A Vile Creature?
You Don't Deserve The Job
I May Be Sad But You Are Still Dead

[the science eel]

Stranger Than Widnes

Look Back at Bangor
Wigan Won Me Over
Ailing Comedy
Persecuted
Common As Muck
The One That Went Awry
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Europe Has It In For Me
Second Guest
(Now I'll Never Be) In Kenneth Williams' Diaries
Murder in Here
Trapeze
I Don't Know As Much As I Did Yesterday

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Herr Mit Niemand

Allien
Haarigen Arsch
Gib mir meinen Kamm
Selbstbedienung ist kein Service
Haarigen Arsch (Pt.2)
Halten Sie Ihre Nase aus meinen Zwiebeln heraus
Ich will raus

[Danger Man]

An EP.



England for the English (and Irish)
Traitorous Drummer Boy
Spent, Spent, Spent
Lesley Sleeps Alone Tonight

I Have Outstayed My Welcome (Bonus Japan Track)

[Ray Travez]

Your Squalid Room in Levenshulme

I Lost My Way in Harpurhey

Twatting Around Miles Platting

Withington Willies

I Mourn When You Yawn and You Scorn My Quorn

Fellatio Kneel, Son (instrumental)

I Only Ever Smile When A Journalist Dies

Priest in Panties

[Mr Eggs]

1) The Irish
2) Big men at fairgrounds
3) Strong poor women song
4) Irish men with big hammers
5) L.S Lowry song
6) No Creature Like Me
7) Save it for when I need to save you
8) I am Irish
9) Whites v the dirty Blacks
10) We should all wear hats (Instrumental)
11) The Park Ji Sung chant
12) I will never be bald

[Howj Begg]

Morrissey - Spotlight of the World Leaders (2017)



Don't Worry Your Pretty Little Head
The Death of an Italian Film Director
I Am Self-contained
The First to be Hated
Frank Finlay Shuffles Off His Mortal Coil
If You Exist, Help Me
Ages of Denial
If You Think I'm Going To Be Nice To You Because It's Your Birthday, Think Again
Massive Gunt
You Are Depressing
I Feel a Bit Like a Ghost
Why Would You Ask Me That?
The School For the Tough Kids
Chinese Man on The Scaffold
Hold Me You Twit
Sinatra Sings The Blues
An Apology is a Mistake
I Embrace Naples

[Mr Eggs]

Morrissey - Spotlight of the World Leaders (2017)




If You Think I'm Going To Be Nice To You Because It's Your Birthday, Think Again
I Feel a Bit Like a Ghost
Why Would You Ask Me That?
Chinese Man on The Scaffold
Hold Me You Twit
An Apology is a Mistake

Side one. Hold Me You Twit as the single.

This is all the boxes ticked apart from the photo.

[Rocket Surgery]

The long-awaited Morrtechre EP:



Married In Hastings, Re###v<[ERROR]@ Leicester
Stardate 673631294783.91789431 Spawned A Greasy Wop
The cOnical ZIP3/ Of Julie Burchill
Last Of The Delusional Manc 2h11 vra7p+s
Irrelevant (acoustic)

[dallasman]

Full English Genocide
Why Don't People Listen?
A Lie Felipe Told Me
The Closing Of The Toad & Hound
Used To Be A Rent Boy
Cameron's Decameron
Swimming With Sharts
Motorcyclist In A Predicament
Read My Book Aloud To me
I Will Not Start Smoking For You

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Blameless at the Stocks, 2017

1. Blameless at the Stocks
2. A Hard One
3. Dim Son
4. Haven't You (Sprawled Out)
5. Morecambe Spastics Reprise
6. Blemished/Forlorn
7. Harlot of the Year
8. A Derbyshire Episode
9. Nail Me To The Crotch
10. It's Been Several Years Now
11. Bangor and Trash
12. I Am Much Vaunted

[Vodka Margarine]

The All American Heroes (2018)

The All American Heroes
Dear Butcher, In Hell
How Should I Know?
Terrible Toffs
I Can't Lose You
A Portrait Of The Boy
Dead Diana
I Am The Flaw In Your Campaign
Why Must You Be So Dreadful?
Common Sense Will Prosper In The End
The Forgotten Empire

[Jock Macabre]

Altrincham in the Spring (2017)

1) Your Teeth Are As False As Your Ideas
2) Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please
3) The Racist Gondoliers
4) Gloria Hunniford Touched My Penis And Now I Don't Know
5) Throw The Bathwater Out With The Baby
6) Condescension Claude
7) Altrincham In The Spring
8) No Steak Please, We're Vegan
9) The Car Exhaust Of My Dreams
10) No Offense, But Albinos Are Weird
11) If I Blink My Eyes Often Enough, I Don't Have To Look At Your Stupid Fucking Moon Face You Prick
12) Altrincham In The Summer(Instrumental)

[Glebe]

SIDE ONE

1. The Last of the London Teddy Boys
2. John Craven, My Love
3. Oh, Pass Me Down Me Aspidistra
4. Don't Go Back to Sentimental Street, 1964
5. Emily Dickenson's Tears

SIDE TWO

1. Go Back to India, My Lovely Friend
2. You've Got the Lion's Share, By the Look of It
3. I Saw You Kissing a Mod and He Wasn't a Girl
4. Up the Elephant! Round up Roy Castle!
5. The Final Resting Tomb of Hedy Lamarr

BONUS US TRACK: Nazi's Are Not Always to Blame

© & ℗ 1993 Deccaphone Records
All songs written by Stephen except "We Can Hold Out 'Til Lunchtime'
Produced by Kenny Dalglish
Engineered by Martin Sixsmith

Moz: Vox, tambourine
John Squire: Guitars, parlaphones
Session Musician: The bass
Buddy Rich: The drummer

Guitar solo on 'Burn Your Bridges, Mr. Wenger' by John McLaughlin

[the midnight watch baboon]

The Gall of Alfreton - 1.7.17

Intro
Poor Town's Ghost Tour
The Glint in the Rockery
I Must Have Written Something Arch
Oh Mavis
PPI for the Polloi
Wittering On
Animal Fat Will Buy My Song (Ft. Ludacris)
Nigel's Lads Have Dunnit
Hark!
The Mexicans will nod to this
Session Musicians
Wafting
Oh Mavis (reprise)
Outro


It's Teeming

[Delete Delete Delete]

Moanessey (2017)

1. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
2. Wank Me, Mr Shankly
3. The Boy with the Yewtree in his side.
4. That Joke Is Funny Again, Now that I've said it over and over again for 3 hours (Stewert Lee Mix)
5. Is Quorn Wasteing Police Time?
6. There Is A Light That Got Turned Off To Replace The Bulb With A More Energy Effcient Bulb
7. Velcroarse
8. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
9. Big Mouth Strikes Again, Again.
10. I've fianlly finished that thing I started.

[Quincey]

Not Wearing Any Trousers (2015)

1. The Unfastened Fly Buttons of Despair
2. Ronald's Silent Tears
3. When The Toilet Bowls Overflows And Wets My Shoes
4. Despair And A Yellow Harpsicord
5. One For The Bleak Thread
6. Nothing Left But Mouldy Cheese And The Wife's Brother's Coming Round
7. My Balls Smell And I Can't Bring Myself To Care
8. DCI Burnside In Sepia
9. A Truckload Of Regrets, A Thimblefull of Successes.
10. Dangleberry Air

[A Car With No Doors]

Sunday Paper, 2017.

1. Regards to the Delivery Boy
2. The Murder of Mike Buntley
3. Sunday Paper
4. Coprophiliac's Nightmare
5. The Shagging We Did
6. Parklife

[wosl]

Cover was made for something else, but fuck it:



You'll Drop The 'Ing' From 'Meeting' Over My Dead Body
Haworth Parsonage Guide In Brothel Creepers
Sobibor Shenanigans
Now I'll Never Die In The Arms Of Alan Bates
Hiding All The Sunbeds At 4 a.m.
Beef Is Berger (Whither Helmut?)
Derek Bentley Memorial Garden In The Rain
Cheap Sideburns Are The Least Of Your Worries
It Only Comes Out In A Trickle, These Days
Bluntly, Mr Huntley
Shown A Second Yellow At The Foot Of Our Stairs

[Quincey]

The Bill Blues

1. Weeping Over Reg Hollis' Personal Radio.
2. Following Tony Stamp In The Rain.
3. Cathy Bradford's Caught Short.
4. Canley Is God's Waiting Room.
5. Jasmine Allen Nightmare.
6. I Once Met DCI Burnside.
7. Sierra Oscar Lament.
8. Polly Page In A Nice Sweater.
9. Land Of Brownlow's Bottom Noises.
10. Take Down Your Trousers, Jack (Meadows).

[wosl]

With the help of General Bullshit:



Bad Christmas Party
Adventures In Lidl
First They Came For The Neo-Nazis
A.A. Gill Has Died
Would You Defy Hitler?
Pathetic Acts Of Rebellion
Kevin...
Paging Pijlstaart
Being Followed In Shops By Staff
New Knee

[Natnar]

BOTHERSOME ATTIRE

1.Shops In Aldi, Dies In Prison
2.Unkempt Gravestone
3.Please Don't Take Me To The Pit Freddy
4,Crumpets At Dawn
5.They Met Whilst Lurking
6.Tattoo Of His Saggy Wife
7.Your Baby Is Average
8.Strike Up The Band Mother Wants Her Turn
9.Turgid, Turgid, Turncoat
10.Put Your Head In Your Hideous Oven

[Clatty McCutcheon]

Killing Animals Is Not Very Nice (2017)

1. Dry Rot in the Basement (Of My Life)
2. Juan Matters
3. My Verruca Has Flared Up Again
4. The Earl of Hell Is No Longer My Pen Pal
5. Girl with Hare Lip
6. Maureen Weeps In The Telephone Exchange
7. Veal is Vile
8. We Only Use Our Hatchets On Our Own Type
9. Mama, Don't Lock Me in the Coal Bunker
10. Rochdale Impetigo Outbreak, 1956

[Cuntbeaks]

Giblets EP

Giblets (intro)
Awful Offal
Guts in Garters
Hag Kiss
Girlfriend with a Stoma (Reprise)

[gmoney]

Forlorn is Forearmed (2019)

It Was A Mistake To Have Known Me
What Now, Asian Priest?
Oh, Boxing's Really Ace
You Dreadful Little Prat
Cinco De Mayo
Someone Has Spied on My Sins
Kiss Me, You Fat Tart
If You See Sid, Tell Him He's A Crashing Bore
The Bigger Boys At School
Britain Is Full

[Glebe]

SIDE ONE

1. I Have Written a Soliloquy
2. Went Cruising Down the Docks and Me Knees Started Wobblin'!
3. What's for Dinner, Mam? (Peas and Chips? Smashing!)
4. Sinn Fein's Martin McGuinness Can Do Me Anytime
5. Carnivorous Children Should Just Choke on Smarties

SIDE TWO

1. The Darkies Over Here in America Are Well Different
2. I'm Into Boxing Now.
3. Full Time at White Hart Lane.
4. Twat Me Round the Boulevard
5. Finding Closure (Yet Still Pretentious)

Taiwanese Digipack Bonus Track: Ooh That Alf Garnett's a Right One!

Copyright 1996 released on vinyl records

Recorded at Sausage Studios, California

Produced by Peter Purves
Engineered by Jarvis Cocker

Mozza: vocals, wah wah
Joe Walsh: The guitars
Stanley Clarke: Bassist's guitar
Patrick Moore: The xylophone

Aphex Twin remix of 'Musn't Grumble Now, Mr. Sprightly!' by Aphex Twin

[Bhazor]

These chains demean us both, my love

1) Everything went wrong
2) I've never forgiven myself
3) Absolute absolution
4) I told you, I was told
5) Oh bloody hell
6) No. You pick it up.
7) Women deserve a fighting chance
8) Watching milk settle in my tea reminds me of that time I drank tea while I was watching 9/11

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[Howj Begg]

Britain Is Full

My Heart (And Britain) Are Full

[Panbaams]

Unimprovably Yours (February 2018)

Giving Up On Melodrama Forever
More Hated Than Hitler
I Suppose If You Must Then You Must
Pasadena Cleaner
A Tear In The Trousers
He Was Alive When I Left Him
I Am A Man
It's Not Me, It's You
Tart With A Heart
On Pamela's Knee
Tickle Your Fancy
I Have Found My Niche, Now Let Me Find Yours