Doug Mountjoy umbrella

[the science eel]

Colin Crompton biscuit

[Glebe]

Peter Sissons Garibaldi.

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Cliff Thorburn Shooting Stick

[hamfist]

Sandi Toksvig toaster

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Great Soprendo turkey baster

[the science eel]

Bobby Davro PENCIL SHARPANAR

[doppelkorn]

Julie Peasgood lance

[biggytitbo]

Brian Dennehy POTTY

[Glebe]

I heard some terrible things about Doug Mountjoy umbrella. Terrible things...

[hamfist]

Thora Hird tampons

[the science eel]

Frank Muir rosary beads

[ollyboro]

Peter Sallis Mashie Niblick

[Glebe]

Thora Hird tampons

[doppelkorn]

Les Dennis pot pourri

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Gabriel Gatehouse "autograph edition" selfie sticks

[doppelkorn]

Mal Meninga netting

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Bill Werbeniuk chip 'n' dip with 6 pack holder

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Willie Thorne comb

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Mandy Boylett home pole-dancing set.

[the science eel]

David Soul individual "fruit" pie

[spamwangler]

serge gainsbourg patio cleaner

[hamfist]

Anna Ford commemorative trowel

[spamwangler]

Official Jamie Theakston laminator sheets A4 (x24 pack)

[Ambient Sheep]

David Gilmour novelty alarm clock

[buzby]

Fred Dinenage boiled egg slicer

[hamfist]

Hi-de-Hi's Ted Bovis ukelele

[Ian Drunken Smurf]

Jeremy Beadle miniature gilded spork

[spamwangler]

David Gilmour novelty alarm clock

Wish You Were Hear(ing this alarmclock)

Comfortably Numb(ered, theres numbers on the clock donating the time)

Alarm Noises At The Gates Of Dawn

Time (to wake up, that is)

[spamwangler]

Brian Ferry Ham

[buzby]

Tony Bastable violet wand