Who the fuck are "Can, Buna and Meldin"??

[poo]

? Just had a Christmas card off the cunts.

[BlodwynPig]

Three of Colombia's Most Wanted Hitmen.

[Quincey]

They take turns living inside each others arses. Popular Norwich novelty act.

[poo]

I'll live in your arse if you're not careful

[hamfist]

Careful. It might be the Three Wise Clownes.

[Quincey]

I'll live in your arse if you're not careful

That would actually cheer me up a bit to be honest. You could be the performance poet in residence, popping out every so often to talk about Clowne.

My anus is warm, has plenty of hairs to nestle in and an interesting collection of dangleberries to peruse.

[doppelkorn]

What are the schools like?

[Vodka Margarine]

Oh god, here we go. Another prog thread.

[Glebe]

Biffre #9's premier solicitors. Don't bum an egg without first consulting this lot!

[Spoon of Ploff]

they are the magi of old. What more proof do you need that you are the new baby jesus?