Christmas Desolation

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The electricity bill after a month of emblazoning the sign FREE TOMMY - HANG ALL PEODOS in their front garden leads to an almighty row and ultimately the death of 16 migrant workers who had come over to pick strawberries in some polytunnels.

[BlodwynPig]

It's March and The Wilsons at No. 17 get an inkling that the swinging Santa in Brian-across-the-road's living room was no Chrimbo decoration

[thecuriousorange]

You know what the real Christmas desolation is? Spending time with your family.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Oh, for fuck's sake. I wish I was dead.

[Mantle Retractor]

James Corden struggles to hold back the tears as he tries to play, with one stubby finger, the keyboard solo from Wham's Last Christmas.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

An unexpected council tax bill prevents an arthritic single mum from being able to afford the delivery of her Asda groceries and essentials on Christmas Eve.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

Taking your two young kids out to sprinkle reindeer dust on the front path and hearing your jobless scumbag neighbours yelling and drunkenly kicking seven shades of shit out each other.

[BlodwynPig]

Christmas 'essentials' in an eager and slightly cheeky voice

[Berthas Fat Leg]

Dad suddenly collapsing stone dead on Christmas Eve, tarnishing that day forever.

[BlodwynPig]

Dad suddenly collapsing stone dead on Christmas Eve, tarnishing that day forever.

Doesnt stop everyone TUCKING the fuck in on christmas day, though. Thoughts of dad are tertiary, somewhere between the washing up and the big star wars movie on itv2

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

An uncle full of scotch egg goes on and on about ver packeys

[dex]

The local traffic warden refuses payment in cocaine so your motor is siezed over the Christmas period. He sneers at you and tells you to get a better dealer.

[hamfist]

When dad goes upstairs for a shit, mum chops his carrots again - because - like everything else - they just weren't good enough.

[Pingers]

The goose fat, turkey fat and bacon fat are moulded into the shape of a PS4 controller and sent to a starving child in Yemen

[dex]

Christmas turkey for dinner, straight out of a can. Who says austerity was a bad thing, eh?

[Cuntbeaks]

A Christmas feast of Bovril 'soup' and Ryvitas is interrupted by the upstairs neighbour kicking his black labrador into 2019.

[Pingers]

Christmas turkey for dinner, straight out of a can. Who says austerity was a bad thing, eh?

Warning: watching this might actually make you feel sick

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Maxi Jazz and Sister Bliss cower around a chocolate orange for warmth.

[Ferris]

Your first thought waking early on Christmas morn is something to post here.

[Sebastian Cobb]

My auntie took her dog to the in-laws, it promptly pissed all over the tree and presents. Then once they'd mopped it up the in-laws dog caught a wiff of it and remarked it's spot.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Who's that jolly bearded fellow coming down your chimney?

IT'S LOUIS CK

[rasta-spouse]

What does the very innocent Burke Ramsay leave out for Santa on Xmas Eve?

An extreme-AIDS milkshake with JonB---t's lipstick around the rim of the glass!

[petril]

Christmas is #Cancelled

[poo]

Wake up and you're a locked-in bauble.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

PlanktonSideburns on a Saturday night

[PlanktonSideburns]

fair

[the midnight watch baboon]

A Christmas handjob from Santa #fuzzymemories1994

[the midnight watch baboon]

Mum reveals her diagnosis during charades, her turkey cavity mime laying itself down in family lore as its surety, poise, and fowl-human crossover gynaecological knowledge horrify and entertain in equal measure.

[jenna appleseed]

The giant inflatable Santa floats down the street.
It's possibly dabbing.

[Gregory Torso]

Screaming and pissing into a corner of the staff room for your secret santa.