12 days of Clowne

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

On the first day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me
A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[Dex Sawash]

On the second day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Two cackmans bifre

and  A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[hamfist]

On the turd day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[The Masked Unit]

On the turd day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[Shay Chaise]

On the fist day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Five snogged rings.

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[pancreas]

On the sickest day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

AIDS

[pancreas]

AIDS

i.e.

On the seventh day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

AIDS

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[selectivememory]

On the eighth day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Eight clownes a' gaping

AIDS

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[Glebe]

On the twilfth day of Clownefeast
My papa gifted me
A clowne's egg in a parakeet!

On the flifth day of Dumblemuzz
Me lady granted me
A quick sniff
Of her soiled knees!

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

On the ninth day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Nein! Christ, mein arschloch!

Eight clownes a' gaping

AIDS

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[hamfist]

On the tense day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Ten barbed prepuces

Nein! Christ, mein arschloch!

Eight clownes a' gaping

AIDS

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[Noodle Lizard]

On the eleventh day of Clowne my Frot-Glenmunt gave to me

Eleven Mizbets gloamin'

Ten barbed prepuces

Nein! Christ, mein arschloch!

Eight clownes a' gaping

AIDS

Six pterodactyls

FIVE! SNOGGÈD! RINGS!

Four tins of anuses.

Three Hitler Tuggies

Two cackmans biffre

and A cum-Henry in a poo tree

[pancreas]

I wonder, should we wait for poo to give us the last one?

[hamfist]

I think we should, it was exactly what I was thinking. Need the egg on this.

[Glebe]

[greenman]

The "AIDs" line must of course be said in a deadpan fashion rather than sung as with the rest of it.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Where for the love of soapy titwanks is poo anyway?

[poo]

Twelve flopsie inserts