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FAVOURITE MORRIS NAME

Started by djrodderz, November 21, 2004, 09:16:26 PM

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Dannyhood91


Captain Z

15Peter20

(Again, possibly invented by Brooker?)

Chollis

Suzie Bapswent
Chollis Ketteridge
Chesney Christ
But my favourite is still Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

kidsick5000

Quote from: Hecate on September 09, 2018, 01:02:29 PM
Can't remember the exact words but

"I'd just like to say that I listen to you every day and have agreed with everything you've said before 10 o'clock. Yours Jeremy Chumfattee, Papua New Guinea"

Jeremy Chumfatty has been my default name for anyone I can't remember the name of, ever since I first heard it back in the 90s. I'm not particularly proud of it, just a bit shocked at realising just how ingrained it has become.

lipsink


mrfridge


weirdbeard

Massingbird Stitt, from the GLR shows.

Ferris



magval

Quote from: Captain Z on September 12, 2018, 01:15:59 PM
15Peter20

(Again, possibly invented by Brooker?)

Aye, surely a lot of these names stem from On The Hour which was written by a good few people, as was The Day Today come to think of it.

gmoney

Monsignor Treeb-Lopez pops into my head a hell of a lot for some reason.

Epic Bisto


Bhazor


Clownbaby

I'm sure there's a Lardon Irridesco in Brass Eye at some point

alan nagsworth

Eugene Fraxby, purely for the way Morris says it so flimsily.

Hellwyn Ballard, for the same reason actually:
"Chris."
"Hellwyn."
"Chris."
"Hellwyn."

amnesiac

Quote from: Bhazor on September 09, 2018, 11:57:46 PM
Might be a Brooker name but the name Jonathon Yeah? remains the funniest part of Nathan Barley.

were you thinking of a reply for 14 years?

Sarah Eughops (?) (pronounced "Sarah Whoops").

Bongo_Christ

Nobody's mentioned any Blue Jam names so far, so here's a few for consideration:

Japhet Corncrake
Hymenoptera
Howard Znak
Helen Collop
Berence Oslo
Grayling Barraclough
Goby Jovvler

Quote from: Ambient Sheep on November 23, 2004, 03:48:27 PM

Yeah, we used to have a poster on here who used it as their login name.

Sophie Vhaljjbe, something like that?

Hi :)   (14yrs later)

dex


Jockice

Another vote for David Jatt. I can't even explain why it amuses me so much.

wosl

#82
I remember 'Jatt' mainly for his Oliver Skeete encounter, and the counterpoint of those two names in Morris' voice-over intro is killer (both over-enunciated to perfection in that complacent, torpid BBC announcer-style).  Other names I still like a lot: Foster Pann, Sainsbur McManus and Dollybird Watson.

Edit: Pann double 'n'

studpuppet

Discovering just now that the Department for Exiting The European Union had not only Dominic Raab but someone called Suella Braverman among its ranks.

Life truly imitates Art.

Bad Ambassador


Ferris



Crabwalk

Quote from: kidsick5000 on September 12, 2018, 02:10:06 PM
Jeremy Chumfatty has been my default name for anyone I can't remember the name of, ever since I first heard it back in the 90s. I'm not particularly proud of it, just a bit shocked at realising just how ingrained it has become.

Yes, Jeremy Chumfatty is also my favourite. I'd put DJ Jeremy Chumfatty on all the mixtapes I made for people. What japes.

gmoney

We had a poster called Chumfatty, I think.

thraxx

Quote from: Jockice on October 01, 2018, 05:53:11 PM
Another vote for David Jatt. I can't even explain why it amuses me so much.

Yes, I don't know what it is about David Jatt.  I've never forgotten it and is always in the the forefront of my brain for some reason.