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Beagle 2

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1890 on: May 08, 2018, 02:50:37 PM »
Stop moaning about us moaning, buy a Switch and get on board with the moaning.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1891 on: May 08, 2018, 02:54:23 PM »
Far from doomed, they are just thick and greedy when it comes to online.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1892 on: May 08, 2018, 02:57:31 PM »
NES GAMES!

Some curated indie games would have been nice, like Vita and the early days of the PS4 for PS+.

Bhazor

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1893 on: May 08, 2018, 02:59:51 PM »
You'll still need to use a smart phone app for voice chat.

Jesus christ.

They just don't give a fuck do they? I was hoping the paid online meant they would at least have some money men involved pushing for some basic functionality. I mean online is worth billions in pure profit and its essentially the only thing keeping the Xbox division profitable. Yet Nintendo are doing their hardest to make sure no one would want to use it. There has to be someone on the board who is thinking this is a bad idea.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1894 on: May 08, 2018, 03:07:40 PM »
It's the very endo for Nintendo.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1895 on: May 08, 2018, 03:39:24 PM »
They'll drop Pokemon and Smash by the end of 2018, both with heavy competitive online and there won't be a single Switch owner without a sub.

As such, everyone will have cloud saves, NES games, races, smashes, Punches, Splat-fests, the lot. All smiles, £18 for a year. No worries.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1896 on: May 08, 2018, 07:58:10 PM »
What's with the enigmatic "plus ten titles"?

Just realised that this is actually quite cool and I'll be able to play NES on the sofa with the wife without fucking about with twelve foot long cables.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1897 on: May 08, 2018, 09:37:22 PM »
It'd be good if they put old games back inside Animal Crossing. Yeah, you can play Super Mario World, but only in your gaming basement, and only if you trade a lamp for it with a sheep.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1898 on: May 08, 2018, 10:43:12 PM »
Repackaging the same batch of NES titles they've been flogging across multiple platforms for the last decade is a complete joke at this point, especially if they're just sticking with the same painfully slow rollout of old games as on the other systems(the 3DS being the worst offender, what a waste of time that Virtual Console was).

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1899 on: May 08, 2018, 11:29:54 PM »
It'd be good if they put old games back inside Animal Crossing. Yeah, you can play Super Mario World, but only in your gaming basement, and only if you trade a lamp for it with a sheep.

I remember that in the Gamecube Animal Crossing. Back before they realised they could sell them at $6 a pop. Though even in Animal Crossing some games were only available if you bought a special card in real life.

http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/NES_Games

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1900 on: May 09, 2018, 07:44:48 AM »
I don’t want to play NES games anymore. But I do want to save my hundred hour epics. If you stop paying you lose your backup saves? That doesn’t feel right.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1901 on: May 09, 2018, 12:20:29 PM »
Why would I want an NES game on my Switch?
Get Fallout on this thing FFS.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1902 on: May 09, 2018, 01:26:35 PM »
You bought a Nintendo console, you're getting NES games

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1903 on: May 09, 2018, 04:19:42 PM »
You wot

Bhazor

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1904 on: May 14, 2018, 04:55:30 PM »
Ariana Grande to debut her new single on Jimmy Fallon using Nintendo Labo instruments.





Ariana's custom Labia triangle solo, alright.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1905 on: May 14, 2018, 10:52:07 PM »
I like Sky Rogue a lot, it's fun and addictive. Not much there for your £15, but hey, I've can see me coming back to it a lot.

Great review mate cheers brother.

Bhazor

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1906 on: May 15, 2018, 11:23:16 AM »
Ariana Grande to debut her new single on Jimmy Fallon using Nintendo Labo instruments.

Full video now up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6lY1GXTu5M&feature=youtu.be

Song not about a bruised cervix this time. Shame, that would be a fun image for Nintendo.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1907 on: May 17, 2018, 12:17:12 AM »
Upgrading my Sky Rogue review to "fucking brilliant" lads. Kind of like a 3D Luftrausers. Well, maybe not as good as that, but I'm definitely better at it.

Also, why isn't Luftrausers on Switch?

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1908 on: May 17, 2018, 12:23:19 PM »
Any played Banner Saga?

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1909 on: May 21, 2018, 05:11:06 PM »
I finally got a Switch! Don't actually have any games for it except Super Sidekicks which I bought for six quid, but hey ho. I'll get a proper game eventually.

My only complaint is that Nintendo force you to stick a set amount of funds in rather than being able to buy things individually for their actual price. I thought we'd left that Microsoft Points shit behind.

Taking a look at the eShop there's some good games coming out soon, like the Crash N'Sane trilogy. And ports of Gunbird 2 and Ikaruga, which make me very happy.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1910 on: May 21, 2018, 05:12:32 PM »
My only complaint is that Nintendo force you to stick a set amount of funds in rather than being able to buy things individually for their actual price. I thought we'd left that Microsoft Points shit behind.
Nah, if you go through the checkout process they will give you an option to add the exact funds to your account.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1911 on: May 21, 2018, 05:38:25 PM »
Yeah, you've made a right dick of yourself there.

Welcome.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1912 on: May 21, 2018, 06:30:20 PM »
CHECK OUT THIS DUNCE

asids

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1913 on: May 21, 2018, 10:24:26 PM »
Nah, if you go through the checkout process they will give you an option to add the exact funds to your account.



Absolutely dunced it.

Bhazor

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1914 on: May 21, 2018, 10:52:47 PM »
God. I hope you die, mate. Fucks sake.

Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1915 on: May 22, 2018, 09:42:06 AM »
Almost unbelievable stupidity

asids

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1916 on: May 22, 2018, 10:10:28 AM »
Cheers lads, that's me sold my Switch now.

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1917 on: May 22, 2018, 11:03:33 AM »
Now throw yourself in a pit.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 12:21:41 PM by Kelvin »

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Re: Nintendo Switch
« Reply #1918 on: May 23, 2018, 11:52:55 PM »
I'm still so fucking angry about this. I tried to make it look like I wasn't bothered, like I was just helping, but I just want to spit on the fucker. I haven't done a thing since Monday, I've just been fuming about this.