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Things English people like

Started by 303, January 13, 2017, 08:21:00 PM

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Hangthebuggers


Dex Sawash


SpiderChrist


Small Man Big Horse


Twed

"Wife of terrorist spotted". Christ that's bleak

Dr Syntax Head

Lad bantz and fighting. That's what the English like.

touchingcloth

Finished having a wank an hour ago. Am English. I liked it.


wosl

Cheap and tawdry puns.

Quote from: Twed on January 13, 2017, 08:36:38 PM"Wife of terrorist spotted". Christ that's bleak

Especially if it's meningitis!


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Bazooka


Blinder Data

Britain and its peoples (apart from the Welsh, the Scots and the scary Irish ones).

Vodka Margarine

Themselves.

Not themselves.

Elton John.

The Conservative Party.

Dripping.

Doing a twiddly elbow cockney walk.

Under-toasted crumpets.

Jersey facking Royals.

Mrs Brown's Boys.

Correctly shaped bananas.

Adele.

maett

Telly programmes with low production values and ugly actors.

and the past

Glebe


Ptolemy Ptarmigan

Thoroughly enjoying popping into Lakeland kitchenware.



The warmth and relaxed sincerity in Alan Titchmarsh's smile.



greenman

Quote from: Twed on January 13, 2017, 08:36:38 PM
"Wife of terrorist spotted". Christ that's bleak

Its alright she was stoned to death by the sun reading public.

Hangthebuggers


derek stitt

being overcharghed for things

being servile, "The English have had to put up with the English longer than anybody else." (Raymond Williams.)

mangling their own language

bumming

Custard

Pointless walks

Queing

Moaning

Borrowing and not giving back

Bad teefs

Shit picnics with only egg sarnies, not Marmite and cress like what I asked for

Block buttons on messageboards

Repeater

Shoulders?-Stomach!'s shite patter

Nowhere Man


Cuntbeaks

Fish out the chippy with its skin still on.

Loudmouth braying cunts,  especially on Bank Holidays.

Really shit floury barmcakes/cobs/muffins, or whatever the fuck they call rolls.


Icehaven


Nowhere Man

Hating celebrities when they become too famous.

MattD

Overrating every Oxbridge comedian.