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Oft-forgotten gems from the Alan Partridge canon

Started by MoonDust, January 21, 2017, 08:57:22 AM

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SteK

I just can't bring myself to believe that AGP has never heard the theme from Black Beauty before....

oy vey

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on October 20, 2019, 07:13:59 PM
I'm sure it's been analyzed to death, but there's a tiny bit about halfway through when he says "...oh god" with a look of absolute terror and it makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Also Alan's withering "your act is really poor".

It's the "I'll make sure you get a round of applause" I love. Ouch!

Captain Z

I'm sure there's some sicko out there who'd put a minicam on a homing pigeon and train it to believe that knickers is home...

Chollis


DoesNotFollow

Having stumbled across the episodes on dailymotion this evening I realised that series 2 of MMM is completely new to me. How's that for a forgotten gem!? Jurassic Park etc.

bgmnts

"Head spinning, mouth dry and suddenly keen for a poo..."

DoesNotFollow


Ferris

Quote from: DoesNotFollow on October 31, 2019, 07:05:12 PM
Having stumbled across the episodes on dailymotion this evening I realised that series 2 of MMM is completely new to me. How's that for a forgotten gem!? Jurassic Park etc.

I had exactly the same revelation. No idea how it happened, but what a result.

non capisco

I think it's series 2 of MMM where Alan is taking to Sidekick Simon about the people in Mickey Mouse costumes at Euro Disney contractually not being allowed to react if you hit them. Coogan's delivery of the line "Although if he gets you in the car park afterwards he will leather you" is sublime.

Terryfuckwit

Quote from: Captain Z on October 23, 2019, 11:25:20 PM
I'm sure there's some sicko out there who'd put a minicam on a homing pigeon and train it to believe that knickers is home...

what is this from? absolutely quality.

Twed


Twed


Tikwid

Quote from: non capisco on November 01, 2019, 11:28:27 PM
I think it's series 2 of MMM where Alan is taking to Sidekick Simon about the people in Mickey Mouse costumes at Euro Disney contractually not being allowed to react if you hit them. Coogan's delivery of the line "Although if he gets you in the car park afterwards he will leather you" is sublime.
See also - in reference to the dream dinner party with Nigel Farage and the Harlem Globetrotters - "ooh.....he'd get battered!!!"
Quote from: Twed on November 02, 2019, 03:55:05 PM

"what is revenge porn"

Ferris


Bennett Brauer

Would Lynn use a lower case g though? I reckon her account was hacked.

markburgle


Cuellar


The Lurker

Traffic...!

"Get out of the way you *beep*ing idiot!" "you could fit a bus through there, you *beep*ing *beep*! you stupid *beep*ing *beep*, let me through!" "move! There's nothing there, move!"

... We've got a traffic report - I'm just going to rid of that, it's annoying

Dusty Substance

QuoteAlan: The phone lines are open, we have a call: David Silk from Leeds. David, are you there?

David Silk: [voice] Yes, I am.

Alan: Are you wearing any silk?

David Silk: [voice] No, I'm naked.

Silk's matter-of-fact response is perfect.

 


buttgammon


kalowski

"Go to the casting agency and ask them to get me a 40 year old scorcher, and make sure you use those words."

Ornlu


Ferris

A guest talking about history on MMM

"The past is a different country; they do things differently there"

"Yes and actually the opposite is also true; when you go to some foreign counties it's a lot like being in the past..."

Just brilliant.

bgmnts

"But Edmonds just sat there, looking at me, with his stupid Ewok head"


H-O-W-L

The way Alan screams "IT'S TOO BIG!" in response to the Beefeater Bear makes me crack up at random.

buttgammon

"Sometimes you have to tackle tough Taliban terrorists to topple totalitarian tyrants."

Chollis

Cheese, chops, chocs, cheap chicken....chicory n chives

pops into my head regularly when entering a supermarket

Akabusi tho

Quote from: H-O-W-L on January 07, 2020, 08:01:18 AM
The way Alan screams "IT'S TOO BIG!" in response to the Beefeater Bear makes me crack up at random.

"Sonia, I don't know who he is!"

The desperation and confusion in his voice is absolutely perfect.

PeasOnSticks

'Has it got a kitemark?...Has it got a kitemark?'