Dangerous Game (Starring Calum Best, Darren Day and other huge stars)

[up_the_hampipe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=berbsfSoNRQ

This trailer made me laugh more than The Room. Darren Day with a Russian accent. Fantastic.

[thraxx]

This is supposed to be a high class premiership league club I'm running here.

[Steven]

"I'm closing Football.. for an hour!"

[kidsick5000]

Great credit at the end.
"Filmed on location at London Paris Essex"

[Noodle Lizard]

Is that real?!

"I've worked so hard for this moment and nothing I'm gonna do to mess it up."

Messed it up!

[dr beat]

And of course Alex Reid's in it.

No Paul Danan though?

[Phil_A]

Fuck me, this is approaching Killer Bitch[nb]which of course also starred acting powerhouse Alex Reid[/nb] levels of incompetence.

Who are these films made for? Is there an audience that's so undiscriminating they'll splurge out on anything that sounds like ESSEX TWATZ VII: RISE OF THE FUCKHEADS regardless of quality?

[dr beat]

Out June 2017.  Could be a CaB meet opportunity...if its possible to find somewhere actually showing it.

[Noodle Lizard]

Will it break Run For Your Wife's stellar 602 quid opening weekend?

[Noodle Lizard]

Why do these films always have such a hard time replicating a proper news broadcast?  Surely one of the easiest things to emulate!

[up_the_hampipe]

Why do these films always have such a hard time replicating a proper news broadcast?  Surely one of the easiest things to emulate!

I know. Media studies students do a better job.

[Steven]

I thought the News compositing looked especially bad too, but also.. there's the hand intertwining hand on the bed in a love-scene thing that's just cliched as can be. It's like the people pitching this thought "Roight, we wanna heist movie, they're pop-lar, right? Proper cockney Shane Ritchie stuff. What can we do to make these even more mardy? Fackin' Premier League Footballer dunnit, dunnee? WOOAARGH!"

[Mobius]

Aren't these movies all some sort of tax con or something? Everyone makes out pretty well despite them being dogshit or something. I read an article once.

[kidsick5000]

Why do these films always have such a hard time replicating a proper news broadcast?  Surely one of the easiest things to emulate!

Don't be so quick to judge. It could be that she's being held hostage (in the film or real life) in which case she's perfect.

[Noodle Lizard]

Don't be so quick to judge. It could be that she's being held hostage (in the film or real life) in which case she's perfect.

She's a different colour to nature!

[spamwangler]

Needs more Dapper Laughs

[Lost Oliver]

CaB meet for this please.

[Steven]

CaB meet for this please.

I'm sure that would work in an auditorium where all their LEGEND GARY'S come home to roost.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Will it break Run For Your Wife's stellar 602 quid opening weekend?

I genuinely enjoyed Run For Your Wife. It's a terrible movie, obviously, but the amount of celebrity cameos from mostly forgotten sitcom stars made me grin a lot throughout.